A/N: hey hey hey, this is just slight PWP inspired by this post on Tumblr: ( replace the ; with a : ) http; post/89727658523/what-if-prince-dressed-up-in-a-boobies-out-fit-cause-he#notes

I wrote this because I loved the idea and I obsess over all of her Prandy artwork because it is amazing and beautiful as hell and i want more Prandy and i'm sure some other people want it, too. I hope this is okay. ;W;

it leads up to smut but there's no actual chitty-chitty-bangbang, y'know what i mean? HAHaAhA, no? okay.

WARNINGS: sexual themes, slight but not really nipple play/fascination?idk what else to call it but there's a lot of talk about nipples?, maybe some inaccurate stuff but this is fiction so i don't really give a shit, more than likely grammar and spelling errors that I will pick out later, Dandy being an adorable moron, probably OOC since i'm still getting accustomed to 'Space Dandy' characters.

Okay, i'm gonna shut up now.

Happy reading! xoxoxoxo

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Prince pulled at the tight leather of his tiny shorts unconsciously for the 7th time of the night, Honey's eyebrow twitched in irritation at how jittery Prince was being at the moment.

"You're so lucky I'm helping you with Dandy. I'm only doing this because it's you!" Prince smiled brightly at her, causing all her anger and jealousy to disappear almost immediately because of his million dollar smile.

"I'm very grateful for your help, beautiful." The blonde couldn't help but become flustered at his words, she could never stay mad at him and his charms. She sighed as she caught a glimpse of Prince's quivering fingers, maybe a drink would help calm his nerves a bit. She walked over to the mini fridge and pulled out a can of cooled beer and tossed it at Prince who barely managed to catch it.

"What're you so nervous about, Hun? It's just Dandy." Prince stopped sipping at the bland beer and froze at the question. His cheeks turned a cherry-blossom pink before he finally managed to answer, "A-ah, well, that's just the point: because it's Dandy. He isn't particularly fond of me if you haven't noticed. On top of that, he's into gorgeous women, like you with, excuse my language, a huge rack which I don't have because I-" Honey could feel an ache worming it's way into her head and cut him off,

"Sweetie, you're rambling again." She giggled when Prince flopped down in the white leather chair and watched with amusement as his body sunk into the cushions, the action he just did was so out of character for the man.

"Welcome to Boobies, Space Dandy!" The woman quickly went over to the door and opened it slightly to peak through the small crack, seeing Dandy in all his glory, winking and staring all the employees down with a perverted gleam in his eyes.

"Prince, Dandy is here—augh!" Honey gasped as she was bombarded with all the sparkles emitting from the excited male behind her. He stood up quickly and straighten out the skin-tight clothing on his body and ran his fingers through his two-toned tresses and turned to the blonde, asking a question about his appearance,

"How do I look? Well, I know I look good, obviously, but is my hair okay? Did I use too much mascara? Are the shorts to small for my-"

Honey glared at Prince and he finally shut his mouth, "You look sexy, Prince! Now go out there and get that Space D!" A furious blush covered his cheeks and all the way up to the tips of his ears and he nodded confidently, grabbed the serving tray off the counter and then strut out of the room with his head held high.

All the ladies gave Prince a thumbs up and scattered away from the target after someone got his order and he sat down at the bar on one of the high-chairs. One of the girls gave Prince a clear drink and told him that it was Dandy's order and that he just had to give it to him then have the courage to not act like a hormonal teenager and strike up a conversation without insulting the man.

The white, knee-high pleather boots 'clicked!' and 'clacked!' along the white tiled flooring and with each step, Prince could feel the nervousness creeping up his spine once again.

"And then, I finally scored with that hot babe-"

"You could use her name, y'know." QT's complaint went unheard by the bragging man, as usual, so the annoyed robot just rolled over to an unoccupied table and stated cleaning it out of habit, the table, there was just so much crumbs and other unhealthy germs all over it!

"And do you know what she gave me at the end of our dat—Meow? QT?" Dandy stopped blabbering once he noticed his two 'buddies' had disappeared on him, how rude of them! He took the time out of his awesome life to give them some advice on how to woo a woman properly into your arms and they just-

"W-welcome to Boobies, Dandy. Here's the drink you asked for: is there anything else I can get for you?" Dandy stopped his pathetic sulking and stiffened up at that voice, he knew that voice from anywhere. He did a full 360' too quickly in his chair to see if it was really who he thought it was and nearly fell out of it but managed to catch himself before he could take a tumble to the ground.

Prince could feel his skin getting clammy, gross! The dark-haired man finally looked up and this time he really did fall out of the chair. "Ah, dammit!" The Alien Hunter hissed in pain, holding his injured, throbbing elbow that was slowly turning a shade of bright red. Prince, who was startled by Dandy's unsuspected fall, yelped in surprise and accidentally tossed the silver serving tray, along with the cold beverage, up into the air.

It went up pretty high. "Umm...!" The server looked up to see where the tray was going to land what do ya know: it was headed straight for Dandy himself. Prince tried to tell Dandy that there was a large silver tray headed in his direction but nothing came out except nervous, hurried gibberish that not even an Alien would understand. Dandy paid no mind to anything but the outfit Prince was wearing, still gaping at him from the floor.

"P-Prince!? What the hell are you doing here—no, what the hell are you wearing?"

"Dandy, I—ouch!" Prince was interrupted by the drink that had previously flown into the air because it landed right on top of his head, making the blue-haired man slightly disoriented. Dandy's eyes widened and he tried to get off the ground but being the clumsy moron he is, he tripped on the liquid and fell back down again.

"Uhh, are you alrigh-"

"D-Dandy, look out!" Prince's finger pointed in the air but it was too late, as soon as he caught on to what was happening, the blasted tray hit him square in the face.

The entire building grew quiet and nobody dared to say a word. All the otherworldly customers were giving them odd stares and the employees just gaped sadly at the scene. Even Honey couldn't move or say a word, just standing there in pure shock.

For the first time in his entire life, the beautiful man felt public embarrassment when the customers burst out into boisterous laughter at the two.

'I-I'm not going to cry, Prince doesn't cry, it was an accident!' Prince kept telling himself but the longer the black-haired man stared at him with an unreadable expression on his face, the harder it became to hold in the tears. He could feel them welling up in the corners of his bright blue eyes before they started rolling freely down his flustered cheeks. Dandy coughed rather awkwardly at the grown man in tears, not really sure what to do in this sort of situation so, he got off the floor, thankfully he didn't fall again, grabbed the teary eyed mans shaky arm and dragged him off to the Men's restroom.

That was when Prince really started crying, wailing at the top of his lungs like a spoiled brat who didn't get his way, "I'm so sorry! I-I just wanted to—but everything went so wrong and on top of that I hurt you and I look like absolute shit and I ruined-"

"Oh, shut the hell up, will you? It was an accident, I get it, jeez." Dandy grumbled, taking a comb out of his back pocket to fix up his slightly crooked pompadour, "Just be lucky you didn't mess up the do', then we'd have some problems." Prince's wailing stopped but his tears didn't, gosh, he was so humiliated!

'I'll never be able to participate in a Space Race ever again, I'll be the the laughing stock of the galaxy...' He thought he said that in his mind but apparently he didn't when Dandy shot his a disapproving look and said,

"Don't say that, you crybaby." He pulled some paper towels out of the silver dispenser and grabbed Prince by his slender waist, making the other gasp in surprise, and sat him down on top of the marble counter top then begun to wipe the sweet-smelling alcohol off of the other. Prince stopped crying as he watched Dandy clean the liquid off his body in confusion.

The silence was getting awkward, not that this situation wasn't already awkward, so Dandy spoke up, "Now, I'm gonna ask you this again; why are you wearing a Boobies uniform?" The bluenette turned several shades of pink at the question and looked away from Dandy's curious stare, "Because I just wanted you to pay attention to me in a positive way, you're always being so mean to me."

"Well, not only did you get my attention but you sure did get it from everyone in here, huh?" The pout on Prince's face was almost cute, in a weird way. "and how in the hell is this supposed to impress me when you don't have a nice set of big, perky tits to go with it? That's the whole point of the outfit, baby."

Prince cocked his head to the side cutely and groped at his flat chest, "You can always pretend I have small breast. Besides, my nipples are really sensitive, just like a woman's." Dandy nearly chocked on the air in the bathroom and this time, it was he who blushed, "O-oh, really?"

Prince saw the man become red-faced and smirked lecherously at him and stuck his chest out to let him have a good look, "Yes, really. Look, my nipples have been hard this entire time because of how tight this outfit is on me, the fabric keeps rubbing up against them with every little move I make..." Prince bit his bottom lip to hold back a groan. The other stopped whipping him down and dropped the paper towels in shock, feeling a spike of arousal shoot through his body and straight down to his groin.

'Penis, what are you doing!? This is obviously a man; stop.' Prince saw the inner battle Dandy was having with his mind and body and spoke up, "You didn't finish cleaning me up. I'm getting so sticky, Dandy." Dandy couldn't help but bring his gaze down to Prince's chest, and at the perfect moment too because a droplet of that alcoholic beverage rolled over one of Prince's perky nipples and continued downward toward his navel. He gulped nervously and reached down for the paper towels, only to have Prince stop him,

"You wouldn't want that expensive drink you paid for to go to waste, do you?" Prince said lowly with half-lidded eyes.

"W-well, it wasn't that expen-" Prince put a finger up to Dandy's lips and leaned in closely,

"Don't waste it, Dandy, I bet it taste delicious, too; clean me up." Dandy had no idea why that statement made him stiffen in his pants. He glared half-heartedly at him, "I was about to finish cleaning you off but you keep-"

Prince rolled his eyes in annoyance, it was obvious the sexual innuendos he were making weren't exactly clicking with Dandy's brain so he ripped the paper towels out of his hands and tossed the cheap brown material to the floor, "Have a taste, Dandy. I want you to lick me clean." Turns out that the blunt route was the way to go since Dandy blushed furiously and backed away from him, slowly shaking his head in disbelief at him.

"No! What are you, crazy? I like women, women. W-o-n-m...e? I mean w-o-m-e-n!" The bluenette gave Dandy a blank stare, Dandy still continued to amaze him with how dumb he sounded sometimes.

"Pretty please, Dandy?" His big blue irises were making him squirm uncomfortably, Prince kept giving Dandy the 'puppy dog' look and he finally gave in.

"F-fine!" He shouted, Prince was startled when the other suddenly dragged his tongue from his collar bone and all the way up to his ear and sucked on the lobe of it. He cried out loudly and shuddered as Dandy continued to drag his tongue up and down, all over his neck area, stopping occasionally to suck at certain areas.

Inside his mind was saying 'No, not here.' but the only word that fell out of his mouth was, "Yes!" Prince could feel Dandy smirk against his neck as he pressed aggressive kisses against his damp, alabaster skin.

"D-Dandy...not in a public restroom!"

Dandy, feeling a lot more confident now, picked the smaller man up and carried him Princess-style, "Well then, I guess I'm just gonna have to rock your world in the Aloha-oe, baby."

"Oh, Dandy!" Prince gushed as Dandy began carrying him over to the exit with a cocky smirk and uncomfortably stiff boner that strained against his pant zipper.

QT and Meow moved away from the restroom door, going over to the table QT was previously occupying and stayed silent for a few moments before QT finally spoke up,

"Those two are really corny."

Meow couldn't help but chuckle loudly, laughing until there were tears in his eyes. He wiped them as he started to terribly imitate Dandy, "I'm gonna rock ya world, baebeh."

QT let out a tired sigh, "You're never going to shut up about this, are you?"

"Oh, Dandy, you're sooo dreamy!"

"Guess that's a yes."

XxX

A/N: i am trash.

absolute trash.

i just had to make Prince swoon like a fanboy at the end, i had to, i am so fucking corny, i'm sorry.

4give me, pls.

this was supposed to be a One-shot but i think i might just write up a smutty chapter 2 if you guys are interested? also, if i do, i'll post it but i'm going to put the more explicit version on my Ao3 if anybody wants me to?

like.?.?

my Tumblr is on my profile if anyone gives a shit.

i'm rlly sorry for this.

xoxoxoxo. -smooches your cheeks and sends you off with a basket of cookies-