Candlehead's completely useless stuff for sale
I don't own wreck it ralph. Any oc's that aren't mine will be given credit to the author who made them. I'm pretty sure you know which oc's are mine and which aren't
"Greetings everyone, i'm candlehead here to sell you some really cool stuff. Are you having trouble falling asleep at night?" asked Candlehead
A 7 year old Lucy Fluggerbutter walked up to her in purple pajamas and carrying a plush devil dog
"Yeah, i was happily in bed sleeping until you broke into my room and kidnapped me" shouted Lucy angrily
"I know this little girl is, so to help her and you to sleep, i'm here to introduce the new relaxation pillow, all you do is lie your little sleepy head on it and have the soothing sounds of nature drift you to sleep" said Candlehead
Lucy lied her head on the pillow and fell asleep on candleheads couch
"Ain't she just a cutie pie? And when it's time to wake up, the sound of cars crashing jolts you right awake" said Candlehead
A loud car crash noise shot from the pillow and Lucy glitched through Candleheads ceiling. Candlehead pulled her down
"If that didn't make you fall asleep, i have more to sell" said Candlehead
"Oh really? Can't wait to try them out" said Lucy sarcastically
"That's the spirit sophie" said Candlehead
"My name is Lucy" said Lucy annoyed
"Next we have the amazing all new knock out juice" said Candlehead as she held up a purple bottle
She grabbed Lucy and made her chug the juice down. Lucy's face turned purple. She covered her mouth and ran for the bathroom and puked.
"Warning may cause stomach aches, and whatever's going on in there" said Candlehead
"While she pukes allow me to introduce the bed o matic, it's the comfiest bed you'll ever lie on. You can make it anyway you want"
She grabbed Lucy who just got out of the bathroom and threw her on the bed
"It can be furry like cat or dog"
The bed grew fur
"Hard as a rock" said Candlehead
The bed turned into a hard rock
"This is really uncomfortable" said Lucy
"It can even be your worst nightmare" said Candlehead
The bed turned into a monster that scared Lucy onto the couch. Candlehead pushed a button on the bed that made it turn back into a bed
"Can you please take me home, i want to go to sleep, in my nice warm bed, with my gummy bear and my dog" said Lucy
"What do you say folks, you can get the bed o matic, knock out juice, and the relaxation pillow for not $400, not $300, not $200, but for $199 dollars plus free shipping" shouted Candlehead
"Hey, i said take me home" shouted Lucy angrily
"Aw, is the little girl cranky?" asked Candlehead
"SHUT UP!" shouted Lucy
"Does the cranky girl need her mommy and daddy to tuck her in?" asked Candlehead mockingly
"Are you insulting my mommy and daddy?" asked Lucy angrily
"Maybe i am, maybe i'm not, is that a problem?" asked Candlehead
Lucy growled at her. Vanellope burst thru the front door in a bathrobe, pajamas and slippers
"Candlehead, the guards told me you broke into my house and kidnapped my daughter in the middle of the night. How do you think i feel about that?" asked Vanellope angrily
"Hey Van, would you like to buy any of my stuff i'm advertising? It's only $199 dollars" said Candlehead
"Is that a camera?" asked Vanellope
"Yeah it is" said Candlehead
Vanellope pushed Candlehead towards the camera
(Please Stand By)
The camera turned back on to show Vanellope and Lucy beating the fudge out of Candlehead
(Please stand by)
The camera turned back on. Vanellope picked up her daughter
"Come on Lucy, let's go home" said Vanellope as she walked out
Candlehead got up with a beaten up face and torn clothing, her candle was bent
"Ok now next offer, i will pay you $5 if somebody can find me a hospital that's open this late" said Candlehead before fainting
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