Well, it's finally my first INVADER ZIM fic!

Zim: Good for you.

Me: Joykill. GIR, take it away!

GIR: Dangagirl1319 doesn't own Invader Zim, only Wolvie, ZIR, her (Invader Tendra), and Pixel, the OCs. She also want's to go to Nick studios to kick their-

Wolvie: THAT'S ENOUGH GIR CUE THE STORY!


"Why? Why me? Why, GIR!" Zim's voice echoed throughout his base. " 'Cause you said I can mastaaaaaaaaa", GIR replied, still a little drunk from all the slushies he drank. Zim sighed, "I said, 'I'LL BE GONE FOR A WHILE GIR TO GET SUPPLIES FOR EARTH'S DEMISE! DON'T THROW A PARTY GIR!' and three hour later, I find my base a mess." "Come on Zimmy," Wolvie, his sister's friend, exclaimed, "It's not that bad. Just let your computer-" "I'm not cleaning this!" "OK, we'll clean this up, Zim", giggled Pixel. Tendra stared at Pixel, "How much soda did you have again?" Pixel hiccuped. "1,200." "In three hours? Damn. We'll clean up now, Zim. Ask GIR what happened", Tendra stated while grabbing a garbage bag. "OK, GIR what happened at your....party", Zim asked while trying to restrain himself from choking GIR. GIR stared at his master and started the story," Well......."


-after Zim leaves to Planet Dirt-

"TENNY, PIXY, WOLFY, ZIR, MASTER SAID I COULD THROW A PARTY!", GIR screamed at his master's sister, her friends, and SIR unit. "Uhhh, GIR, Zim said not to throw one", Tendra answered, then went back to her magazine about the Jonas Brothers. All of a sudden, GIR threw her magazine down the trash can, which led to Zim's lab. "Come onnnnnnn, please?" GIR stared at all of them with his eyes full of innocence and mayhem. And insanity. And randomness. "Fine, GIR. We'll have a party," ZIR answered, "Besides, how bad can it be?"


".. and all the piggys, and tacos, and monkeys, and aliens came and we had a great time!" Zim eye twitched, and then sighed. "Just clean up this mess GIR while the amazing Zim works on his weapon." Then Zim went to the trash can. "Zim still talks in third person", asked Wolvie. "Yupperz" Tendra replied, and continued cleaning her brother's base. "WHY IS THERE A JONAS BROTHER MAGAZINE IN MY LAB TENDRA!?" Her reply: "RUN!" And Wolvie, Pixel, ZIR, and her ran. "PIGGYS!"


Ok, it wasn't too good.

Zim: That was crap.

Me:-throws a rubber chicken at him-

GIR: PIGGYS!