Kitty: This came to me in science class. The idea came from a packet of questions and I wondered what Dark would do if he went to school and what he would write down as answers. Question 17 started this whole fanfic.
Disclaimer: I don't own DNAngel which belongs to Yukiru Sugisaki. Or the test questions, those belong to Ms. Tye. Or Quatre Winner from Gundam Wing, who belongs to Hajime Yadate and Yoshiyuki and Tomino.
Bold Dark talking, thinking or writing
Italic Daisuke thinking
Underline Test questions
'Dai, I think you should get up now.' Dark said, having been awake for ten minutes. He was beginning to get annoyed by the alarm clock.
'Don't wanna.'
'You really should. Don't you have a test or something?' Dark asked, trying again.
'Guh…'
'Dai?'
'…'
'Guess that means I can take over the body and be Dai for a little bit.' Dark thought to himself and did so.
He got up and turned off the alarm clock, then made Dai's bed. Then he got dressed and when down stairs to breakfast.
"Daisuke, good, you're up. I was just about to come up and get you. I'm glad you're not too tired from Dark's thieving," Emiko said in a cheery voice.
"Yah. What's for breakfast?" Dark asked, sitting at the table.
"Here, we have eggs," Emiko said, giving him a plate.
When Dark was done eating he walked out the door and to Dai's school.
Dark made into Dai's seat just as the bell rang. The teacher took attendance. Strangely, Ruka, Risa, Takeshi and Satoshi were absent.
"Alright students, you have a test. Clear your desks and take out a pencil," the teacher said.
Collective groans were heard.
"SHUT UP OR YOU ALL FAIL!" the teacher yelled, handing out the tests.
Dark looked around. He had forgotten to bring anything.
"Can I borrow a pencil?" he asked a student next to him.
The blonde haired kid gave him a pencil.
"Winner! What do you think your doing!" The teacher yelled at the blonde who gave Dark a pencil.
"Um, letting Niwa borrow a pencil?" the blonde replied meekly.
"That's okay then. Remember class, this test it 7,834,565 points and counts for ¾ of your final grade. Don't screw it up, or you'll have summer school!" the teacher yelled, handing Dark a test.
Test:
Name: Dark Mousy
1. True or false the positively charged particles in an atom are protons: Art.
2. True or false the negatively charged particles on an atom are neutrons: The northern half of Japan and the southern part of America.
3. True or false if an atom has equal number of electrons then protons, the entire atom has a positive charge: Killer squirrels.
4. True or false the accumulation of an electron charges on an object if called magnetism: Pop-tarts.
5. True or false the electric field becomes weaker as distance from the electron increases: Creepy boy is really creepy.
6. True or false a conductor is a metal that allows electrons to flow through it: The Macarena is a good song.
7. True or false metals are poor conductors of electricity: Have you ever been to Italy? They have good art there.
8. True or false plastics, rubber, wood and glass are good conductors: I don't know what a conductor is, but they are good for keeping Creepy Boy out of the house.
9. True or false earth serves as a conductor or electricity: Can lightning hit the same place twice?
10. True or false the presence of electric charges can be detected with an electroscope: How do they get those big ships in the hole on those bottles?
11. True or false the leaves of an electroscope receive a negative charge, the leaves will attract each other: Leaves, like tree leaves? They can really do that? Wow, you learn something new every day.
12. True or false if both leaves of an electroscope hang straight down when the device receives a charge: This room is such an ugly color. It should be purple.
13. True or false when an object loses electrons, it gains a negative charge: The monkeys are coming, aren't they. AREN'T THEY! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
14. If you are caught outside during a thunderstorm, what is the best position to take if there is no nearby cover? Run around in a circle, screaming about llamas.
15. Why should you not stand under a tree in a thunderstorm? The branches will block your view of the lightning. Climb to the top to get a better look.
16. Why is it safe to stay inside a car during a thunderstorm? You can chase the lightning and hit people and trees with your car.
17. What should you do if you see a person struck by lightning? Go over and kick them to see if they are alive. If they are, call some random number with their cellphone and leave them, don't use your cellphone. If they don't have a cellphone or they are dead, leave them.
18. If you are stuck by lightning, your shoes and clothes are thrown off. Why is this? The lightning doesn't like them.
"Test is over! Put it on my desk, NOW!" the teacher roared.
Dark jumped in his set. He got up and set the test on the teacher's desk. Then the bell rang.
'Time for Dai's next class, math, right?' he thought to himself.
Kitty: Well, this is the first chapie. I would like to thank my bate reader, Miss Kay for helping me with this first chapie. Thanks so much!
