Introduction
Welcome to the official Mann Co Catalogue for all your war-themed hat-simulating need!
Want a minigun that can slow down your enemies? Or a can of radioactive soda that makes you immune to all damage without being Ubercharged? Or a wrench that can teleport you back to Spawn? How about the option to wear a fancy hat, or a wig, or to just take off the hat you are already wearing? Don't fret! We at Mann Co will make sure you get what you want as long as you have the money to pay for it!
Your very first purchase comes with a free Proof Of Purchase hat, so order now!
*Terms and conditions do not apply.
"All proceeds goes straight into my pockets." ~Saxton Hale, Australian, CEO of Mann Co.
This catalogue has been updated for the Newly Established Warpath, or NEW Team. So NEW mercenaries, go to town with your shopping here!
Sincerely, Mann Of Conspiracy.
