Weird idea that came to me the other day… well actually it was like a few months ago, I just needed to adapt the plot and all that stuff. I'm not even gonna bother with English spelling cause the red lines under words when you spell them wrong is annoying. Besides, Zahara is American. And I don't own Doctor Who 'cause it'd stink if I was in charge.

Zahara Dire is the number one criminal of the 51st century. She is never caught. Never seen. Never heard. And if you do see her, the barrel of her gun will be the last thing you see. She leaves no traces other than a note saying "Didn't see that one coming did you? ~ Dire." She might be a criminal, but she's not rude. If she's gonna hack the White House data base, she should at least let the president know he needs better security. That way she gets a better challenge next time.

A better challenge... Zahara thought. She hadn't broken into Area 51.2 in the past year. I wonder if they've missed me? She thought with a smirk. Every year she had a tradition of breaking into Area 51.2 and stealing the government files on a century from Old Earth. It was her way of congratulating herself on another year of not getting caught by the Judoon and to find new ways of killing when it was needed. Only problem was she'd gotten far from New New Mexico. After nearly getting caught by the Feds last year, she decided the new southwest was not a safe place and got outta there s fast as she could. She has finally found a place where no one would look for her, New Detroit. The city was once the industrial capital of New Earth, but was destroyed in the Second American Civil War. And unlike Old Atlanta in the first Civil War, it wasn't going to rise up from the ashes. The abandoned factories were a perfect hideout. But if Zahara was going to Area 51.2 then she would transport. She smirked. Another excuse to steal something… She thought. The best way to get across the country fast was a vortex manipulator. And the best way to get one of those was to con a time agent...

Just a bit of background story and begging to show the plot line and stuff. Don't worry, the Doctor should show up in the next chapter/segment thingy. And someone else… ;) Spoilers!