Strife News at seven!
Cloud: Hello, I'm Cloud Strife, and this is my co-host, Yuffie!
Yuffie: Hi!
Yuffie: Are leading news story tonight is a fire in sector 8, f
rom a mako reactor impaled by a ....long, slender sword...
Cloud(nervous): It wasn't me! I sold the Mursame! Sephiroth made me
do it! AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!(Cloud jumps out the window, 4
floors down)
Yuffie:.......
Vincent(walking on screen): I'll take over. Oh, and Yuffie, I have that
copy righted, so you owe me, oh, 7,000,000 gil per dot.
Yuffie:AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!(Yuffie joins Cloud on the
ground)
Vincent: Idiot, you can't copyright words. If you could, I would've
been swimming in gil a looooonnngggg time ago....
Aeris: Hello!
Vincent:Aeris, you are dead, no matter how many fanfic writters
revive you. Now be a good ancient and go back to the lifestream.
Aeris: Awww...(dissapears in a puff of green smoke)
Vincent: Any way heres weather with Cid Hig-bzzzt-
Sephiroth: Bwahaha! You will all obey me, for I am god, the one
you all obey, who is god, which is me, for I am Mojo-Sephiroth!
Vincent:@#%#.
-end transmission-
Cloud: Hello, I'm Cloud Strife, and this is my co-host, Yuffie!
Yuffie: Hi!
Yuffie: Are leading news story tonight is a fire in sector 8, f
rom a mako reactor impaled by a ....long, slender sword...
Cloud(nervous): It wasn't me! I sold the Mursame! Sephiroth made me
do it! AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!(Cloud jumps out the window, 4
floors down)
Yuffie:.......
Vincent(walking on screen): I'll take over. Oh, and Yuffie, I have that
copy righted, so you owe me, oh, 7,000,000 gil per dot.
Yuffie:AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!(Yuffie joins Cloud on the
ground)
Vincent: Idiot, you can't copyright words. If you could, I would've
been swimming in gil a looooonnngggg time ago....
Aeris: Hello!
Vincent:Aeris, you are dead, no matter how many fanfic writters
revive you. Now be a good ancient and go back to the lifestream.
Aeris: Awww...(dissapears in a puff of green smoke)
Vincent: Any way heres weather with Cid Hig-bzzzt-
Sephiroth: Bwahaha! You will all obey me, for I am god, the one
you all obey, who is god, which is me, for I am Mojo-Sephiroth!
Vincent:@#%#.
-end transmission-
