Strife News at seven!
Cloud: Hello, I'm Cloud Strife, and this is my co-host, Yuffie!


Yuffie: Hi!

Yuffie: Are leading news story tonight is a fire in sector 8, f
rom a mako reactor impaled by a ....long, slender sword...

Cloud(nervous): It wasn't me! I sold the Mursame! Sephiroth made me
do it! AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!(Cloud jumps out the window, 4
floors down)

Yuffie:.......

Vincent(walking on screen): I'll take over. Oh, and Yuffie, I have that
copy righted, so you owe me, oh, 7,000,000 gil per dot.

Yuffie:AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!(Yuffie joins Cloud on the
ground)

Vincent: Idiot, you can't copyright words. If you could, I would've
been swimming in gil a looooonnngggg time ago....

Aeris: Hello!

Vincent:Aeris, you are dead, no matter how many fanfic writters
revive you. Now be a good ancient and go back to the lifestream.

Aeris: Awww...(dissapears in a puff of green smoke)

Vincent: Any way heres weather with Cid Hig-bzzzt-

Sephiroth: Bwahaha! You will all obey me, for I am god, the one
you all obey, who is god, which is me, for I am Mojo-Sephiroth!

Vincent:@#%#.

-end transmission-