Mario's Dinner
One day in the Smash Bros. Mansion, Mr. Game and Watch got sick (well, he just turned puke-green) before he could cook dinner so he needed a replacement. Pit and Snake wandered into the cafeteria.
"What's this? Is this what I think it is?"shouted Snake.
"It's a Help Wanted sign to make dinner," Pit blabbed.
"Really?" said Peach, "I know what I'd make! It would be my specialty: cream stew and peach cobbler!"
"I'm-a going to apply," said a familiar voice.
It was Mario, a kind of chubby plumber with a red hat with an 'M' on it complete with jean overalls and a red shirt.
"Not unless you beat me to Master Hand's office!" shouted Peach as she rushed off.
Luck was not on her side however. Mario had found a speed mushroom and sped off to Master Hand's office.
"Hey, Mario! That's not fair! Come back here!!" Peach cried.
"Hi, Mario. Are you here to apply for the cooking job?" questioned Master Hand.
"Why yes! Yes I am!" Mario exclaimed.
"Well you got the job! Now get to it!"
"Thank you, Master Hand-a! I'll make-a kimchi and octopus tentacles."
"Sounds good. Well, I better go check on Crazy Hand," grumbled Master Hand.
"Ok, Master Hand-a," said Mario.
"Hey, you! Put Roy down!"
"NO!"
"Put Roy down!"
"NO!"
"Then I suppose you don't want dinner…"
"No! I'll put him down!"
PLOP!
Roy looked lifeless until Master Hand poured ice water on him.
"Finally, I'm free! I'm outta here," shouted Roy before running off screaming.
Meanwhile, back in the kitchen, Mario was folding, cutting, squashing, baking, and sautéing.
"Oh, you're so lucky, Mario! I wanted to do it!" Peach whined.
"Well-a, you snooze-a, you lose-a, Peach," Mario replied sarcastically, "well-a, I've got to put-a the rocks on-a."
'Well, this isn't like me! I'll sabotage the meal!' Peach thought to herself. She went outside and grabbed some Numel manure and put it in the tentacles like stuffing.
One hour later…
DING DONG!
"Dinner's ready!" shouted Mario. Peach snickered and went to her room. She had leftovers stored away from last night in her mini-fridge.
While everyone was getting their portion of the meal, Master Hand was playing tug-of-war with Crazy Hand using Sonic.
"WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!" Sonic whined.
Pit and Snake were the first ones to dig into the meal.
"Urp! BLAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!"
"What is in this tentacle?! It's mud!"
The next thing they knew, everyone was barfing.
"I'm-a in trouble…," murmured Mario.
the infirmary was filled to the brim with brawlers except for Peach and Mario since they didn't eat the disgusting food. Unfortunately, Mario was in the
detention room, along with Sonic who had pooped in Crazy Hand's room.
All through that, Peach was feeling bad. She was sitting in the cafeteria when Pit had wandered in to get a bag of Lays.
"Oh hello, Peach," he greeted. He had said it so sweetly that Peach fell backward.
"Sorry, Pit."
"It's all right."
Blop Blop Blop
"What on Earth just crawled by?" questioned Pit.
"Oh, it's just leftover calamari. For some reason it came to life."
"Erk."
"Oh! I can't keep it in longer! I did it! Me! Peach! I'm sorry, Mario!" Peach cried.
Master Hand poked his hand through the door.
"Well Peach, no easy way to say this. Tell Mario he's free to go and you can take his place."
"Okay."
"Wow! I do not know what happened…," Pit muttered.
THE END?
