Disclaimer: I do not own The Little Mermaid
This mermaid named Ariel thought this dude Eric was a hunk so she saved him. Then her daddy got pissed and destroyed her shit. Ariel went to a fat ugly hoe for help. The fat ugly hoe changed her to human and said, "bitch you gots three days to get in his pants or your ass is mine!" So Ariel tried to get in Eric's pants but he was a fucking idiot. So he was going to have hot sex with the fat ugly hoe. Ariel got pissed and was like "whore back off my man!" And she kicked her ass! She flipped off everyone and said, "He is mine!" Then she got in his pants. The end!
