AUTHOR'S NOTE: Heh, Link never really got along with the guards. In Twilight Princess, they do threaten to stab you in wolf form… Well, if you enter the town in wolf form and terrify the civilians enough.

DISCLAIMER: I most certainly do not own the Legend of Zelda. If I did, it would be called the Legend of Link, because we do not follow Zelda's story.

"Halt! You do not have permission to enter!"

"…Do you really think that twig is going to stop me? Do you even know who you're talking to?"

"This is a spear, not a twig! And I know for a fact that you aren't an important person, just by looking at your clothes, peasant. I could throw you in jail for insulting a guard, so watch your mouth."

"…You really don't know who I am. You're an idiot. How have you not been informed? Oh, and throwing me in jail wouldn't accomplish a thing, because either the Princess would get me out or I would escape."

"How have I not been informed of what?! And there's no way the Princess would bother with scum like you!"

"Dude, I'm the Hero. And did you not hear me before? I can escape from the cells too."

"Wh-what?! YOU'RE the HERO?! Impossible! There's no way a twig is the hero!"

"…Seriously, none of the heroes have been massive guys. Where did you get that idea? Oh, dang it, you made me late for the meeting! Now the Princess is going to expect me to tell her why I was late! Well, since you were the reason, I guess you're going to prison. Have fun with that. The cells are super comfy, I'm sure you'll like it down there."

"WAIT, DON'T TAKE ME THERE! I'LL DIE!"

"Oh, don't worry about that. I didn't die, so you won't…probably. The Princess is very picky about when meetings are…"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"