Disclaimer: I do not own Beauty and The Beast

This prince was an ass so a pretty lady turned him into a beast and other stuff. He ended up with this beautiful bitch in his hizzouse. He captured her and was an asshole. She got pissed and was like "Fuck this!" Then she almost got ate but the prince saved her. She started falling for him. Then he was like "I love you ha ha now go home skank!" She went home and this ugly bastard was like "marry me!" she was like "go to hell" and then he went after the prince and the prince was like "Ha! I kick yo ass!" The dude sucker punched him. Then the chick was like "Don't die!'. So he didn't and then he turned hott! The End!