Disclaimer: I do not own sleeping beauty

So this king and queen had a daughter. The three fairies said "hey bitch your gonna be pretty and shit." Then the ugly ass fairy was like "hey hoes! Ima kick yo ass!" and she casted a spell that killeded the baby...ha ha just fucking with ya! But seriously she said, "Now your bitch'll die on her 16th birthday bitches!" She threw up the deuces and left. So the king told the three fairy ladies they had to take the baby and raise her. So they did like the bitches they were. So the bitch grew up to be pretty and shit! She met some dude and he was like "let's hookup" and she said "ok meet me at my house tonight." So she went home and was like "fairy ladies Ima hook up with this dude tonight so get the fuck out!" The fairy ladies were like "you can't you're a princess you gots to hookup with a prince". So the chick was pissed cause she had to go to the palace! The dude who was really a prince dude went to her house and got himself kidnappeded by the ugly ass fairy! Then the princess person thingy saw a spinning wheel and was all like "prick my finger" cause she was emo. So she slept for like ever while the prince dude got himself unkidnappeded and killeded the ugly ass fairy. Then he went to the palace and kissed the chick! Then she woke up and then they hooked up! The end!