Disclaimer: I do not own Snow White

So this queen lady was like "I want a baby!" and she had one and then died! So the king dude got remarried to an evil bitch! The baby grew up and was pretty and shit! The evil bitch got pissed and said "hey hunter dude kill the princess now!" But whenever the hunter dude got her alone she seduced him and he let her go. The princess ran through the forest and came to the seven dwarfs cottage. They were all "Oh hell no you didn't" and she was like "But the evil bitch would have killed me" and they were all like "oh ok kool". And then she cleaned. The evil bitch found out she was alive and poisoned an apple and gave it to the princess who was a dumbass and ate it. Then the prince dude came and saw her and was like "damn she is hott!" He was a freak so he kissed her. She woke up and was like "Your hott! Let's fuck!" So they fucked and the evil bitch died. The end!