Disclaimer: I do not own the three billy goats gruff
There were three billy goats that liked to smoke weed! They were like "hey on the other side of the bridge there is better weed!" So the youngest decided to cross the bridge! So the troll was like "Ima kick yo ass bitch!" The youngest was like "Dude you can kick my brother's ass". So the troll was like "mmk" and the youngest went to smoke some weed. Then the middle one went to cross the bridge. The troll was like "Your brother said I could kick yo ass" and the middle on was like "Nope not me! The other one." So the troll was like "mmk". So the middle one went and smoked some weed. Then the oldest went to cross the bridge. Then the troll was like "your brothers said I could kick yo ass!" and the billy goat kicked the troll's ass. Then he went and smoked some weed! The end!
