COCO & PINSTRIPE AT THE SUBWAY SERIES

STARRING

Coco Bandicoot representing the Yankees

Pinstripe Poteroo representing the Mets

Pinstripe: (wearing the Mets shirt) Ha! The Mets are going to whip those Yankees.

Coco: (wearing the Yankees shirt) Yeah right! The Yankees rule and the Mets drool.

Pinstripe: Why don't you reverse that? The Yanks can't even win in the month of May. It took the Rocket 4 tries to get that 300th win.

Coco: Yeah! But Roger Clemens got the 300 wins and 4000 career strikeouts to boot.

Pinstripe: Big Whoop! The Mets are still gonna spank the Yanks.

Coco: Ha, a dead last place team can't beat a first place team like the Yankees.

Pinstripe: Yeah, you lost Nick Johnson and Bernie Williams on the disabled list.

Coco: Big deal. They still got Derek Jeter, Hideki Matsui, Raul Mondesi, Jason Giambi, Alfonso Soriano, plus they acquired Ruben Sierra. By the way, you lost Mike Piazza for the whole year and the general manager was fired.

Pinstripe: That don't matter, the Mets will recover with the other big players like Roberto Alomar, Jeromy Bernitz, Cliff Floyd, and Tony Clark. And the Mets have a good pitching staff like Al Leiter, Tom Glavine, and Armando Benitez.

Coco: Oh the Yankees have a better pitching staff than yours. We have Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte, Mike Mussina, David Wells, and Mo Rivera.

Pinstripe: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA you don't have a chance to beat the Amazin Mets.

Coco: Oh yeah? The Yankees got 26 World Championships including beating the Mets in October of 2000. And your Mets only have, let me see ahhh, a deuce of championships. The Yankees will smear the Mets.

Pinstripe: I don't think so Coco. Mets will win.

Coco: No Yankees will win.

Pinstripe: Mets!

Coco: Yankees!

Pinstripe: Mets!

Coco: Yankees!

Pinstripe: We'll see about that.

Coco: (looks at the camera cheerleading) Gimme a Y, gimme an A, gimme an N, gimme a K, gimme an E, gimme another E, gimme an S. What does that spell? Yankees! WHOOO-HOOOO!!!!

Pinstripe: Oh yeah?! (looks at the camera cheerleading) Gimme an A, gimme an M, gimme an A, gimme a Z, gimme an I, gimme an N. What do that one spell? The AMAZIN METS baby!!!

Coco: Well, I will be cheering my Yankees so hard, that you will go to your doctor with an earache. The Yankees will win it all. I'll see you at Shea Friday night.

Pinstripe: Fine, once the game is over, I will write LOSER on your head. Loser, Loser!!!

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