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White Witch: What is your name, Son-of-Adam?
Edmund: Edmund.

White Witch: And how, Edmund, did you come to enter my dominion?

Edmund: I'm not sure. I was just following my sister and--

White Witch: Your sister? How many are you?
Edmund: (looks puzzled) Count me? Nine. (Hint: He is counting Eustace, his parents, and Eustace's parents)
White Witch: (to herself) Nine? The prophesy only mentioned four.

Edmund: Well, if you only count immediate relatives and no parents then there are four.

White Witch: Edmund, you look so cold. Will you come and sit with me?

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