Yeah, I know, this is all over , but I decieded that I wanted to make one of these stories myself. This is the Sex Talk that Bella and Edward give Nessie and Jacob when she's just a kid. Hope you enjoy!
Bella's POV
"Edward," Jacob started with a angry look in his eyes.
"Jacob, don't, she needs to know." Edward replyed.
Jacob led Renesmee carefully to the couch across from Edward and I, located in the huge glass room in the beautiful Cullen Residence. Jake knew what we were trying to do, but Nessie was clueless, at least, I had hoped.
"Ok, lets get this over with, please, Edward," I wispered, too low for Nessie to hear.
"Ok," he reply, and said louder, "Nessie, we need to talk to you, as your parents."
"What, you don't trust me?" Jake asked sarcastically.
"What's wrong, daddy?" Nessie asked. I hated having to do this. I trusted Jake to treat her like a women, but I'm not sure I trusted her vampire instinc to have sex, all the time. What if she became like Rosalie and Emmett... O my Gosh, scratch that! She was only 1 year old, although she was meantally about 13.
"Um, I don't expect you to know about this yet, sweety, but when a man and a women like each other... um, well, they... well, you know what, I'm just going to get this done, no reason to beat around the bush."
"O! I know! Your trying to give me the SEX talk!" she yelled.
Emmett and Jasper came running into the room at that moment, obviously wanting in on the fun.
"Jazz, I don't think we know enought about this subject, lets let Edward tell us more!" Emmett laughed loudly, and Jasper joined in, sqeezing next to Jacob on the couch. I saw Jake flinch, and then smile widely.
"No you didn't!" Edward yelled.
"Yeah, I did. Sorry," Jacob said, obviously not sorry.
"Ok, what's going on?" I asked.
"Jacob," he spat, "already gave Nessie the sex talk!" Edward answered me, but never took his angry eyes off of Jacob's white grin.
Jasper and Emmett fell on the floor laughing there butts off. I had no idea what to think, relieved I didn't have to do it, or angry that my best friend gave my daugher the sex talk.
"O yeah, he did mommy, and he's very thorough," Nessie looked at Jacob and kissed him with her eyes.
"O... my... GO-!" Edward started, but I interupted him by saying, "Nessie, um, I don't think he could have said it right, can you please be more specific? Like, what all did he tell you?"
Emmett and Jasper got up from the floor with red faces, still bursting with laughter. They came up behind me, interested with what my daughter had to say.
"Well, he did it one day after he was out running with the pack. Emily and I were watching them, and when Jake and Sam phased, they didn't hurry to change, so we saw they're parts!" Edward looked like he was about to puke, and I felt like it. Emmett and Jazz were trying desperatly to keep in their laughter behind me so they could hear the juicy parts. "When I asked him later what it was, he told me that he used it when we would have sex, and he puts it up my-"
"OK, enough enough!!" I yelled at the top of my lungs. Emmett and Jasper were on the floor again, cracking up like little boys after someone says 'Duty'.
"How the HELL could you tell my daughter that, Jacob?!" I yelled.
"Edward was right," he said, taking his eyes off of her, and looking to Edward, "She needs to know." And he and my brothers fell apart again.
Please review, and tell me if it's slow or boring or whatever. :) Thanks(:
