Hi guys, so this is like the first thing I've posted in a while. I'm really bored right now and it's like the start of Thanksgiving break. THANK THE GODS! So now my first one shot since like August. (BTW I deleted everything I owned, in case any of you people who haven't seen my account before are looking for previous work)
LESSON 1 Do Not Insult Apollo's poetry
"Hi, Apollo," I said in a bright cheery voice.
"Hello Sofronia," he replied in a careful voice.
My brown eyes flashed green like they do when I'm annoyed. One lesson he needs to learn is that you never use my full name. "By the way, I've been meaning to talk to someone about a poetry contest I'm planning on entering," I told him in that same overly happy voice.
His clean shaven face brightened, instantly. "Poetry, what a beautiful topic,
Poetry is
A beautiful art form
used by you and me"
"Oh Apollo I also had another question for you," I said excitement creeping into my voice.
"Yes my dear child, what is it?" he said a distant look on his face.
"Why do your haikus suck so badly?" I practically shouted in pure craziness.
"EXCUSE ME?" he bellowed.
I swear the sky actually went dark. He raised his tall hunter's bow. He hooked an arrow onto the bow string and pulled back the arrow pointing staight for my heart. Right then and there, I ran as fast as my thin little walking sticks could take me.
LESSON 2 Do Not Under Any Circumstances Steal His Sun Car (IT WOULD BE EASIER TO ROB A FRICKIN BANK)
My heart pounded as the elevator binged 600th floor.
"Oh gods," I said under my breath. I turned around to face my best friend, Andromeda- she'll kill you if you don't call her Rea. "Do I really have to do this?" I whispered.
She giggled, showing her perfectly white teeth. Her head bobbed up and in down in response to my question.
"Di imortales, remind me never to take you to a bar when we're older." I whispered.
She smiled as we walked out of the metal deathbox (did I mention I have a slight fear of heights? No, oh well that's another story for another time to quote winnie the pooh). I slowly crossed the cloud like ground that covered all of Olympus. I walked through the revolving doors that led to Apollo's temple.
My heart beat sped up as I saw the legendary fiery convertible. I leaped into the leather seat and pluck the keys from the sun visor which of course in my sucky life triggered an alarm.
Apollo himself came out in get this, unicorn boxers and a vest. Of course his giant bow with a notched arrow pointed straight for my heart ( woah de ja vu moment here) really set of the look.
Rea and I ran as fast as we could. She had longer legs than me but when I wanted to I could beat her and trust me right now I really wanted to get to the deathbox before her.
I climbed into the elevator, gulped in a few breaths and burst out laughing. I mean unicorn boxers that's pretty funny.
Okay so I am having way to much fun with this plot so this will not be a one shot after all. I'm going to catch up on some much needed sleep. I'll update , night, sweet dreams, and all that.
