A/N just so you know … I am not Suzette so I didn't actually title a fic after myself … I am the Nee Chan. Oh and Suzette loves reviews (even if they aren't actually for her, she'll claim them anyway) so you don't need to worry about finding "Nee Chan" around … I don't have an account which is why I'm using Suzette's. And I talk to much, so onto the real reason you're here (if you're still here)

~ Suzette's Blue ~

Suzette was your average Oompa Loompa.

Two feet high, with green hair and orange skin. Well, at least, she was until the chewing-gum-dinner incident.

Suzette was one of the Oompa Loompas that Willy Wonka turned into a blueberry, she was not, however, one of the ones that exploded.

Suzette supposed she was lucky. She could have died, but instead was here, doing what she loved best, making all kinds of sweets and confectionaries. She had loving and accepting friends who didn't care about the … um … unfortunate side affects that was the proof of her run in with the chewing gum.

But she was now Blue (in more ways than one). And no matter how kind and non-judgmental her friends were, she felt ashamed of her Blue-ness in face of their Orange-ness. After all, blue and orange clash horribly.

So, she asked Willy Wonka to let her leave his chocolate factory and make her own way in the big wide world. Which he did, after making her promise not to share his candy-making secrets, or to reproduce his candies commercially.

And that's how Suzette ended up working at a bakery making cakes, muffins, éclairs, brownies, cookies and all other types of sweet pastries.

It always made her smile to see and hear people compliment what she had made. She had never experienced that at the factory, which is why it made her so happy, even if they never knew she had made them or even saw her. After all, they were just giants and the first time one of the customers had seen her, the lady screamed 'leprechaun' and ran around the store bumping into people, then everyone else saw her as well and practically stampeded out the door yelling a variety of 'freak', 'monster' and 'leprechaun', which Suzette found very rude. Leprechauns were green, and while she was not the typical orange of an Oompa Loompa, she wasn't green either, she was blue.

One day as Suzette was cleaning the store, preparing for opening time, two men in long black cloaks with pretty red clouds on them came in.

The shorter one with long, dark hair and strange lines on his face, went straight to where Suzette's creations were displayed and practically started drooling at all of the cakes set up, ready for the start of the day.

"Excuse me sirs, but we're n- … ahh! Umm … I mean, can I help you?"

Suzette was surprised by the store owner's behaviour regarding the strangers, but was even more surprised by the second man.

He was around seven feet tall, had something large and wrapped with bandages on his back, gills and … he was blue. Not the ugly purply-blueberry colour Suzette had turned after the chewing-gum-dinner incident, but that beautiful sky blue you get on those lovely summer days, just after the rain when all the clouds have cleared away.

But despite how beautiful the second man was and how eager the first man seemed and how respectful the store owner was being, they had still come in before opening hours and thus should be asked to leave.

"Sorry mister, but we don't open for another half hour, do you mind coming back later?"

The two men looked down at her, shock only registering on the taller's face. The other just looked annoyed.

"But my favourite partisserie has closed down and I need my morning fudge cake and strawberry muffin."

"We have a delivery system for early mornings, if that would be more convenient. Provided your place of residence is not too far away, we can deliver your order to your doorstep by 7 am."

Suzette was feeling very proud of herself for being so professional when the blue man ruined the atmosphere by saying, "you're blue."

"Yes, she is, Kisame, but if you didn't notice, so are you. Now," he addressed Suzette again, "how soon can we get put on this delivery roster and do you mind making an exception for today regarding opening hours since we're in a bit of a rush."

"You place and pay for your order the day before you want it during opening hours, aka between 9 am and 7 pm, and leave your name and address. Your order will be delivered before 8 am the next morning, however if there's a specific time you want it delivered you should specify it while placing your order. It is also possible to order by phone, but that has a payment on delivery system. And we'll make an exception this once because, a) you're in a rush, b) you didn't know about the delivery system, c) your regular place has just closed and d) you look like you REALLY want to eat that cake."

The dark haired man nodded to Suzette and said, "thank you very much," before turning to the store owner and excitedly giving his order.

Suzette walked over to the fishman the other had called 'Kisame' and asked something that had been on her mind for a while.

"Has Mr. Wonka started making chewing gum with skyberries?"

"WHAT?!!"

"Well, I'm blueberry coloured because I was one of the tests for Mr. Wonka's chewing-gum-dinner with blueberry pie. But you're not blueberry blue, you're sky blue, so I was wondering if that was a result of trying one of Mr. Wonka's chewing-gum-dinner's but with skyberry pie."

"Okay kid, 1) there's no such thing as a skyberry, 2) I don't eat chewing gum, 3) I've never met a 'Mr. Wonka' and 4) I was born blue."

"? did you just say Mr. Wonka? OH MY GOD, I LOVE WONKA CHOCOLATES!! They're my favourites!"

"Hold on, so, you mean the same Wonka that makes all those candies that Itachi eats day and night but never rots his teeth with?"

"Probably, Mr Wonka adds a special ingredient to all his candies so they don't rot teeth or make kids fat, but weren't you two in a rush?"

They quickly turned to leave, but not before Suzette said, "thank you for coming, have a nice day and see you again next time."

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, the Akatsuki, Willy Wonka or Suzette and Suzette is not blue or an Oompa Loompa or a leprechaun.

A/N Now this fic may or may not be a oneshot … if there's enough interest I will turn it into a series of oneshots, although if you REALLY want me to continue Suzette's story, me being the talented person I am, could probably do that too, (Suzette said I should continue this storyline, so feedback would be appreciated). Thank you for reading, have a nice day and see you again next time.