Chapter 1.
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) amanda, whatsfunyboutanife666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Bill an Ted ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! WYLD STALLYNS ROX!
Hi my name is Julian Dark'ness Dementia Amanda Browning and I have long yellow blond hair (that's how I got my name) with blood streaks and one gimpy eye and a lot of people tell me I look like Lon Chaney (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a wizard, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black cloak with matching lace around it and black leather pants, my red round Usher hat, and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
"Hey Julian!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Paulo Ravenski!
"What's up Paulo?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!
