**Hey people. I just wrote this out of boredom when I was in algebra today…
I was alone… without ::sniff::…. Tiffany ::sniff::…. OMG! I was attacked by
a nun sumo wrestler today. HER NAME IS SISTER KAREN!!! AHHH!! ::hehe::
PLEASE R&R!!**
The title of the story should tell you what the story is about… hopefully… if you are smart enough to figure it out LoL… just kidding. Sorry if the story isn't 'accurate'.
*~*Gothic Elf*~*
Chapter 1
The fellowship gathered for their 20 year reunion. They were cheering and laughing and drinking and just having a merry good time. They all had a lot to catch up on…
Aragorn had become King of Gondor and married the Elven princess Arwen, making her his queen. He had also opened a Tiki Bar in the middle of Gondor… pissing everyone off.
Merry and Pippin set off to become great hobbit warriors. They also starting breeding Ents. They made millions off the Ents and now lived in a huge mansion in the middle of Weathertop.
Sam married Rosie and they had a daughter named Goldilocks. He had also become mayor of Hobbiton. Sam bought a pet pony named Bill…
Frodo just turned old, he also went west with the elves. But came back for the party. He opened a resort in the middle of Mordor… doesn't get much business… bad location.
Gandalf got older… and crazier. He now wears lipstick and nail polish but swears that he isn't gay. He opened up an eyebrow waxing shop… very popular with the hobbits.
Gimli was just… Gimli… mmk?
Boromir had returned from the dead for the party. He was nasty, green, smelly and rotten. He had been lying at the base of the waterfall for over 20 years. (The fellowship tried to avoid him as much as possible.)
They were all carrying on having a jolly good time, when little Frodo noticed that Legolas was no where in sight.
"Hey, where's Legolas? Why is he not here at the party?" He asked everyone.
"I dunno…"
"Beats me…"
"Don't ask stupid questions hobbit…"
"He doesn't love us anymore!"
"Have any of you seen my left forearm?"
All eyes turned and looked at the disgusting, decaying Boromir. He shrugged, "I was just wondering… it happened to fall off about an hour ago…"
Everyone groaned and started looking for the arm. After about 10 minutes of searching. Aragorn cried out. "I got it! I got it! It's here in the chip dip!"
Boromir thanked the king and took his arm. Everyone stared at the dip and later decided to throw it away.
The party went on… and they all waited for their little Elven prince to return. While they waited they decided to entertain themselves.
"Ok everybody! Who wants to watch all the home videos??!!" Gandalf cried happily, waving the tapes around in the air.
"OHHH! ME! ME! ME!" They all screamed. Everyone scrambled towards the huge TV screen and squeezed together on the couch. Boromir grabbed the popcorn and shoved his hand into the bowl and ate a huge handful. He passed it around to the rest of the fellowship but everyone passed it up… seeing that Boromir's finger kinda fell off into the bowl.
They watched a video from Frodo's house. It was of the little hobbit in diapers and sucking on a pacifier. He was crawling around his uncle Bilbo's house running into everything. They fellowship got a good laugh from watching the video, all but Frodo.
After about an hour of watching the hilarious videos (A/N: hey, I'm thinking about making a story just on fellowship home videos… review and tell me if I should. ::hehe:: that would be fun!) they were starting to get bored. They were about to start playing charades until they heard a noise from outside in the hallway. Aragorn was the first to notice.
At first it was the clinking of chains nearing the doors. Then it was the sound of muffled music. The fellowship gathered in the middle of the room and waited for the door to open. They huddled in fear when the door started creaking open.
The fellowship screamed when they saw Legolas standing in front of them…
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AHHHHH!!! What did he look like??? OH NO!!!! Do you want to know? Huh Huh Huh? Do ya? Do ya? Well review and I'll see if you really do or not. Hey, I already have the second chapter written out… all you gotta do is review… review…. REVIEW!!!
The title of the story should tell you what the story is about… hopefully… if you are smart enough to figure it out LoL… just kidding. Sorry if the story isn't 'accurate'.
*~*Gothic Elf*~*
Chapter 1
The fellowship gathered for their 20 year reunion. They were cheering and laughing and drinking and just having a merry good time. They all had a lot to catch up on…
Aragorn had become King of Gondor and married the Elven princess Arwen, making her his queen. He had also opened a Tiki Bar in the middle of Gondor… pissing everyone off.
Merry and Pippin set off to become great hobbit warriors. They also starting breeding Ents. They made millions off the Ents and now lived in a huge mansion in the middle of Weathertop.
Sam married Rosie and they had a daughter named Goldilocks. He had also become mayor of Hobbiton. Sam bought a pet pony named Bill…
Frodo just turned old, he also went west with the elves. But came back for the party. He opened a resort in the middle of Mordor… doesn't get much business… bad location.
Gandalf got older… and crazier. He now wears lipstick and nail polish but swears that he isn't gay. He opened up an eyebrow waxing shop… very popular with the hobbits.
Gimli was just… Gimli… mmk?
Boromir had returned from the dead for the party. He was nasty, green, smelly and rotten. He had been lying at the base of the waterfall for over 20 years. (The fellowship tried to avoid him as much as possible.)
They were all carrying on having a jolly good time, when little Frodo noticed that Legolas was no where in sight.
"Hey, where's Legolas? Why is he not here at the party?" He asked everyone.
"I dunno…"
"Beats me…"
"Don't ask stupid questions hobbit…"
"He doesn't love us anymore!"
"Have any of you seen my left forearm?"
All eyes turned and looked at the disgusting, decaying Boromir. He shrugged, "I was just wondering… it happened to fall off about an hour ago…"
Everyone groaned and started looking for the arm. After about 10 minutes of searching. Aragorn cried out. "I got it! I got it! It's here in the chip dip!"
Boromir thanked the king and took his arm. Everyone stared at the dip and later decided to throw it away.
The party went on… and they all waited for their little Elven prince to return. While they waited they decided to entertain themselves.
"Ok everybody! Who wants to watch all the home videos??!!" Gandalf cried happily, waving the tapes around in the air.
"OHHH! ME! ME! ME!" They all screamed. Everyone scrambled towards the huge TV screen and squeezed together on the couch. Boromir grabbed the popcorn and shoved his hand into the bowl and ate a huge handful. He passed it around to the rest of the fellowship but everyone passed it up… seeing that Boromir's finger kinda fell off into the bowl.
They watched a video from Frodo's house. It was of the little hobbit in diapers and sucking on a pacifier. He was crawling around his uncle Bilbo's house running into everything. They fellowship got a good laugh from watching the video, all but Frodo.
After about an hour of watching the hilarious videos (A/N: hey, I'm thinking about making a story just on fellowship home videos… review and tell me if I should. ::hehe:: that would be fun!) they were starting to get bored. They were about to start playing charades until they heard a noise from outside in the hallway. Aragorn was the first to notice.
At first it was the clinking of chains nearing the doors. Then it was the sound of muffled music. The fellowship gathered in the middle of the room and waited for the door to open. They huddled in fear when the door started creaking open.
The fellowship screamed when they saw Legolas standing in front of them…
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
AHHHHH!!! What did he look like??? OH NO!!!! Do you want to know? Huh Huh Huh? Do ya? Do ya? Well review and I'll see if you really do or not. Hey, I already have the second chapter written out… all you gotta do is review… review…. REVIEW!!!
