Warning:

Um...first time I've ever written' for this Fandom ^_^'

But I think if you have a humor like kiti-neko and I you'll love it~

One random day while Kanda Yuu was walking down a hall (Possibly to the lunch room).

"Baaaacoooosndom~!" Lavi ran past him.

"What? Baka...condom? The hell...he just called me...a condom?" He thought, his eye already twitching as he unsheathed Mugen and started after the stupid bookman.

"BAKA USAGIIIIII!"

Lavi laughed a he ran from the angry Samurai.

"Haha, you'll never catch me~"

"WHY BECAUSE YOU'RE THE GINGERBREAD MAN!"

"Nope! 'cause I'm Awesome like a boss! Bacondom~" He looked back to not see the angry Samurai man.

He, however didn't see the large sword coming towards him. He was violently knocked down.

Kanda looked at him angrily.

"Why. Are. You calling. Me . A . condom" Kanda's eye twitched in annoyance.

"Well...ya' see..."

Let's just say...that the creator of this will probably die in a few hours...

Kiti-neko and I came up with this during Gym XD (After my friend licked a melted skittle on the floor and I yelled out that she'd get aids...No one'll look at me anymore XDD )

Anyway...that's all ^_^

Oh, i'm getting two puppies in about two weeks :D