Cullen hunting

We don't own twilight, Charlie the unicorn pewdiepie, or anything else we screw up in the process. ENJOY. (Don't over think it, it won't make since, it'll just give you a head ache if you try. This is what happens when you give two teenage girls an iPad during gym class. Hope we don't make you loose too much iq :)

My friend Abby who won't get a fanfiction account helped (3

3am
Alicesunmentionedsister: *knock knock knock*
Random guy: what the hale do you want?
Abby: have you seen the Cullen's? Are they in town?
Random guy: I'm calling the cops. . .
Alicesunmentionedsister: cool, we'll ask Charlie! I'm sure he'll know.
Abby: YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM US FOREVER JAZZY!
*police cars show up*
Abby in the unicorn voice: CHAARRRRLLIEEEEEEEEE!
Alicesunmentionedsister: RUN BITCH! RUUUUUUN!
*pewdiepie appears*
Pewdie: BARRELS!
Charlie (the cop): what?
Pewdie: the barrels! They're after us! Run bitch!
Charlie (the cop): *shoves pewdie in the back of the car* bitch, you're drunk. . .
Abby: NOO!
*Jasper pops out of nowhere*
Jasper: DIE MARIA, BITCH. NO ONE LIKES YOU!
Emmett:JAZZY I BOUGHT YOU SOMTHING!
Jasper: oh god, what?
Emmett: it's an elephant!
Jasper: *shields his eyes* Emmett put that away! There are minors here!
Abby and alicesunmentionedsister: OMFG JGIUGGYGIUHVUYG I BHYFBRBH IT'S JASPER FUNCKING HALE! *dies from fangirling*
Carlisle: OMG! Small children dying! I should save them in a non phetophile way! Bite all the bitches! *bites everything*
Pewdie: AHHHHH FIREEEEE THE BARRELS THEY'RE GOING TO GET MEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT ABOUT MR. CHAIR?
Alicesunmentionedsister: well, shit. Who the hale changed pewdie? This is going to be a long forever.
Abby: pewdie!
Pewdie: do you know where mr chair is?
Abby: um. . . .no.
Jasper: Carlisle. Did you just change two random fan girls?
Carlisle: yup.
Alicesunmentionedsister: hell yeah bitches! We're vampires!
Abby: lets go eat some people!
Alicesunmentionedsister: woo!
Random dude: what the fuck just happened?
Pewdie: mr chaiiiiir!
*jasper drains the random dude*
*random dudes wife comes out*
Random dudes wife,bitch, girl, whatever: say hello to my little friend! *midget comes out behind her* see? He's my little friend. His name is joe.
AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

Well, that's basically it. The end.