Summary: Foul mouthed Momo Hinamori and Toushirou Hitsugaya despise each other. For causing havoc in the school grounds they're forced to transfer in the Berry Dorm, for problematic students, and they're handcuffed together. Will things change between them?
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach!
"Fucking asshole, go die!"
"Wench! Shut your teethed hole!"
"How fucking dare you? Crack-ass!"
"Bitch! Go and fuck your gay of a boyfriend! Make him stick it up your ass!"
"Why you-!"
"STOP IT, BOTH OF YOU." Old fart stated… exclaimed, yelled, call it whichever kind of shit comes in your mind.
I lightly huffed and ran a hand through my white spiky hair. The fucking bitch next to me huffed too, flipping back her shitty long hair.
She looked at me and snarled. Snarled. Can you fucking believe that?
Bitch.
"As I was saying, your behaviors are bringing shame and commotion in our school. And- Please stop glaring at each other."
What? Are you fucking serious? Me? Bringing shame?
No, that's not possible.
"Sir," that girl is fucking batting her eyes at the old fart.
That's disgustingly disgusting.
And sick.
"I just can't do it! This asshole" she pointed her finger at me "keeps fucking mocking me! How could I just stand there and let him fuck around?"
Such a lady.
She should behave like a lady should do. I mean… look at me, I'm a perfect gentleman.
"Fuck off."
Ok just leave out the words I just said.
"Did you fucking hear that?" she screeched standing up "Come on!"
"'Did you fucking hear that?'" I mocked her, standing up "Bla bla bla, that's all you can do!"
"SILENCE!"
This chairman's fucking lousy for being an old fart.
"Miss Hinamori, Mr. Toushirou, you two have been already warned several times about your behavior. You've also been called several times in this room." He slammed his hand on the wooden desk "It's unacceptable!"
I rolled my eyes, and so did Momo-fucking-Hinamori sitting next to me.
"We've already tried many methods," Old fart coughed caressing his looooong white beard.
Wait, I think I saw a fucking black small insect move inside his beard.
That's awfully disgusting!
I wonder how many insects might there be in that long beard.
I mean… come on, old fart's pretty stinky. No, he's not pretty, but you know what I mean.
I guess that's why I call him old fart right?
Cause he stinks… of old fart.
Haha.
EW.
Oh my God, I said ew.
That's sick.
"NO FUCKING WAY!" hey calm down Miss Momo the bitch, can't you see how busy my mind is right now?
I'm thinking of important things… right?
But Old fart must've said something bad big time to make her yell like that.
Hinamori snapped her head at me, tears nearly falling down her eyes surrounded by thick black eyeliner and a shit load of mascara "HOW CAN YOU STAY SO CALM YOU DICK HEAD?"
I raised my eyebrow.
I'm getting pissed off. Right now.
"What the fuck?" yeah, I know. As a gentleman, I must always keep my cool.
"Seems like Mr. Hitsugaya doesn't have complaints." Old fart stated "Starting tomorrow you two will be living in the same room. You shall not get out of your dormitory for any reason except for school."
Hinamori crossed her arms in frustration.
I wish I could do that too.
No wait, that sounded so wrong.
Forget that shit I just said.
"I've already sent someone to pack your things and bring them to the Berry dormitory. You are dismissed." He waved his hand at us in dismiss as I and Hinamori glared at each other.
I was at the door, already turning the golden doorknob. Fucking gold.
Rich-ass-school fucking shit.
"Oh, Miss Hinamori, Mr. Hitsugaya, wait a second."
What the fuck old fart? I'm gonna fucking stink like you if I'll stay here another minute
The vice-principal appeared out of nowhere, I'm serious, and snuck some kind of glowing handcuffs.
FUCK!
"What?" I almost yelled. ALMOST. "Principal, this is too much!" I held up my hand handcuffed with Momo's "FUCK!"
So you must be wondering why these handcuffs are glowing blue.
Yeah well, I'm wondering why they're glowing too.
"These were made by the Scientific Section," Old fart said scratching his head. FUCKING TAKE A SHOWER! "These handcuffs, as you can see, are very special."
"Yeah well. Look at how they glow, they can't not be fucking special." Hinamori and I guffawed.
Ok that's a first.
We're agreeing over something. Wow.
Suddenly we felt a strong buzz over our wrists.
OUCH!
"That's the specialty. Everytime you two use bad language or argue, the handcuffs will release a jolt of electricity."
"How the fuck" buzz! "can this buzz everytime we say a bad word." The buzz thing was after I said fuck. Ouch.
"We're in 2020 children," for fuck's sake, I'm 16 I'm not a kid! "These inventions are not so new anymore."
"Fucking shitty thing!" Hinamori hissed
BUZZ!
"Hinamori don't fucking cuss!"
BUZZ!
"Shit." We both murmured as another buzz went through our wrists.
"I believe that now you both know how it works." Old Fart nodded to himself. Fucking asshole, let's see if you can still fucking nod to yourself after getting buzzed by a shitty glowing handcuff.
"But how are we supposed to change clothes? And how about our bath?" Hinamori whined. The fuck, are you a dog or what?
"The handcuffs will free you when you have to go to the bathroom or when you have to change clothes. Only on those cases. For the rest you two will stay together until you fix your foul language and until you two will get along."
"Shit."
BUZZ!
Fucking shitty handcuffs. If I say buzz it sounds less painful than how it really is.
BUZZ!
"Shit Hinamori, can you fucking stop cussing or this idiotic handcuffs won't fucking stop buzzing!"
"Shut the fuck up asshole, you're the one who keeps fucking cussing shitty crap!"
BUZZ!
Shit that one was strong.
"When you two argue the electric jolt is stronger."
FUCKING OLD FART WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO SOONER?
BUZZ!
Shit, I said that out loud.
"You two are dismissed."
I and Hinamori glared at each other and stomped out of the Principal's office.
2020, Japan, Seireitei High is rich kids' school. Strict teachers, Exclusive school building made of first quality material, Rose gardens, Soccer fields, Basketball courts, Badminton or Tennis camp and other unnecessary crap.
Yeah, you know what I mean. This school is fucked up by a whole bunch of money.
Students in this school are mostly sons or daughters of CEOs of important companies, or something else that has to do with rich industry.
Everyone lives within the school grounds in special dormitories.
The Strawberry Dormitory is exclusively for females. Come on, what kind of shitty name did they give it?
The Raspberry Dormitory is for males. Another fucked up name.
And the Berry Dormitory. For problematic students. There aren't many students in that dormitory. There might be just around 10 students there.
Yay.
Note the sarcasm up there.
Alright, so we're in 2020. It's not like people from 2010 expected it to be. No flying cars, no common trips to the moon or to mars. Cars pretty much evolved ok, but they're not shit like anti-gravity thing. No contacts with UFOs, no mutants living with us.
What else… oh, and our clothes aren't those geometrical shitty craps. They're just like back then. Jeans and t-shirt were still cool.
Yeah, I said cool.
But of course science had to develop and invent shitty things like those stupid glowing handcuffs.
Speaking of handcuffs did you know I'm handcuffed with Hinamori Momo?
Oh, yeah, you do know.
"I'm fucking stuck with a bitch."
That was me murmuring under my breath.
And there goes the buzz.
"Fuck you Hitsugaya! It's all your fucking fault!"
Buzz buzz.
"Fucking stop cussing! This shitty-handcuffs will buzz us to death!"
Oops I cussed too.
BUZZ!
Yeah well… For now the two of us decided to shut up, we weren't in the mood for another lovely Buzz.
We quietly walked out of the principal's building. Feels like the White House.
This is what our parents spend money for. A fucking building for the Principal.
I'd rather buy something else with the load-shit of money my parents give to the school. But that doesn't matter now.
My friends were waiting outside the principal's building, a.k.a. PB.
Disgusting name, but everyone in this school is too lazy to say the whole name.
"Man, you're fucking handcuffed!" Grimmjow snickered
"Fuck off." Buzz! "Shit." Buzz!
Ok, I'll just shut up.
Suddenly I was pulled by Hinamori as she walked to friends.
The bitch has friends. Wow.
"Oh my Gosh! What did they do to you chic-girl?" a girl with shoulder-length black hair rushed next to Hinamori, and so did other bimbo-like girls.
Chic-girl? What the fuck?
Hinamori pouted "I'm gonna move to Berry Dorm." She held up her handcuffed hand, dragging up mine too "Look at this shit!" Buzz.
I glared at Hinamori.
"That's fucked up." Ulquiorra titled his head looking at the handcuffs "This was made by my class."
Yeah, Ulquiorra is in the Scientific Section.
"Really? Do you know how to take them off?"
He looked up at me "Sorry, Old fart's the only one who has the key."
"Can't you make another one?"
He shook his head as Aizen smiled "Too bad, you're going to Berry Dorm too I imagine?"
I sighed, pinching the bridge of my nose "No choice."
Gin rested his arm on Aizen's shoulder, with that creepy grin still plastered on his face "Have fun with Hinamori-chan."
No fucking way.
Buzz!
Did I say that out loud?
"Yes you did." Aizen and the others laughed as I shook my head "I guess you threw away your verbal filter."
"Sure did." I hastly pulled Hinamori away from her friends "We better get this over as soon as possible. I'm not gonna spend the whole year stuck with this bitch." Buzz!
"Such a gentleman." Aizen shook his head.
"We'll come to visit you sometime, Momo!" the Karin girl yelled as I dragged away her dear friend.
As soon as our friends were out of sight, I shook in laughter pointing my finger at the girl stuck with me.
"Why the fuck" buzz "are you laughing?" she screeched
"Chic-girl! What fucking" buzz! "kind of nickname is that?" wow, I haven't laughed like that in ages.
Hinamori blushed "Shut up! Let's go to the dorm already!" she started muttering something, making the handcuffs buzz us again.
I bet she cussed.
We stood at the front of the Berry dorm.
I just hope that this is like the other dorms.
I mean, I hope it has McDonald's downstairs, or something like that. 'Cause yeah, there's McDonald's at Raspberry's Dorm.
I opened the door and entered the dark hall.
No McDonald's?
"Shit." Buzz!
Suddenly I heard people yelling somewhere "Can you hear that?"
"Sure thing Asshole, I'm not deaf." BUZZ! Great Hinamori cuss again.
"Annoying Bitch." BUZZ!
We walked through the dark hall, often bumping against some chairs and laughing when one was in pain.
"Yeah come on! Gimme' more meat!" a boy yelled. I opened the glass door that lead to the backyard of the dorm.
My nostrils were immediately filled by the smell of grilled meat.
It's mouthwatering.
"Hi!" a big busted girl chirped, and after seeing our handcuffs she grinned "You two must be Toushirou Hitsugaya and Momo Hinamori right?"
We nodded.
"Welcome to Berry Dorm then. I'm Orihime! As you know this Dorm is not so populated, but it lets us be closer and more unite unlike other dorms. Guys!" she turned to her friends slacking around the green-grassed garden "Come on!"
So we all introduced ourselves, and all that shit.
Ichigo Kurosaki, First year, Normal section, in Berry Dorm because his orange hair attract so much attention to the point of fighting with others.
Renji Abarai, First year, Normal section, in Berry Dorm because he keeps stealing lunch from other classmates.
Orihime Inoue, First year, Pink section, in Berry Dorm for almost destroying the cooking lab.
Rangiku Matsumoto, First year, Pink section, in Berry Dorm for being caught doing naughty things in classroom with a classmate.
Rukia Kuchiki, First year, Pink section, in Berry Dorm for Berry Dorm for punching someone because they insulted a certain rabbit named Chappy.
Ikkaku Madarame, First year, Sports section, in Berry Dorm for always fighting against boys for no reason.
Yumichika Ayasegawa, First year, Normal section, in Berry Dorm for sexual harassing his male crush. Yes, he's gay.
Momo Hinamori, First year, Pink section, in Berry Dorm for always creating commotion and using foul language, sometimes even against teachers.
Toushirou Hitsugaya, First year, Sports section, in Berry Dorm for… for… old fart's orders?
"Shit."
BUZZ!
A/N: So how was it? xD uhm… I still don't know when I'll be able to update this story. But your reviews would be very much appreciated
