Never Trust the Twins

Summary: Ron is annoyed that Harry never showed up to go flying. He had a good excuse.

Rating: K

Warnings: None

Author's Notes: This drabble was written for the contest at the triatharon community over on livejournal. The prompt was Garden Gnomes.

When this prompt was first posted over at triatharon I wasn't happy because I was really stumped. I had no idea what the hell I could do with garden gnomes. (In fact I was ranting and raving and swearing up a storm in my frustration)

Fortunately for me, I have an amazing friend who had a suggestion that got my creative juices flowing again. Once I had this idea, I simply had to write it for her:)

I therefore dedicate this drabble to nikohime who thought a crack!drabble was surely the only way to go:D

Ron was annoyed. Harry had promised to go flying with him, and Ron couldn't find him anywhere. He flopped down at the table frustrated and a moment later was caught being idle by his mother. Cursing Harry up and down, Ron stomped outside to de-gnome.

He found a couple of garden gnomes and tossed them over the hedge. Then as he snatched up the next one it yelled, "Wait Ron, no!"

Startled, Ron stared at the ugly leathery creature and noticed a tiny lighting bolt scar on its forehead. Ron burst out laughing as Harry the Garden Gnome sat disgruntled in his palm.

"Oh Harry, I told you not to eat that box of chocolates from Fred and George."