December Drabbles
Wreath
Humming absently to himself, Kuroba Kaito danced around the room, absently hanging up decorations here and there. Considering it was December and the decorations he was hanging were Christmas themed, this shouldn't be odd.
What was odd, however, was the fact that he was doing this in someone else's house. A particular someone else, in fact, who wasn't even home yet. Kaito grinned to himself. He couldn't wait to see the look on his face when he walked in to see the change.
In the meantime, he entertained himself by arranging miniature figurines into erotic positions. The little Rudolf doll was particularly flexible, though he was a bit annoyed with the fat Santa statuette whose fake midriff fat limited his movement range quite a bit.
The front door's lock clicked behind him and he tossed aside the snowman figure to face the house's owner.
Kudo Shinichi's shoulder was the first thing visible beyond the open door. He remained silent for a long while before he reached up and removed something from the door, slamming it closed when he was finished.
"Is there a reason," he began, never looking up from the green circlet in his hands, "that you put a wreath on my door sporting the words, 'Trick or Treat'?" Blue eyes focused on sheepish violet ones.
"Well," Kaito shrugged, "Christmas is all about giving, right? It just depends on which one you get. Besides, you wouldn't let me decorate for Halloween, so I had to improvise."
"In other words," Shinichi sighed, "this wreath was not originally green, was it? And all this Holly adorning it were add-ons. So…how many more sprigs did you plant around the house?" He asked with a longsuffering tone.
"Oh, here and there. I had some extras and you know, the glue I used is advertised to be the very best. I had to see if it really was effective on all surfaces, after all."
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Okay, this didn't quite go the way I envisioned it, but oh well.
Seeing as it's finally December, I decided to start this little drabble series. Hopefully, I'll be able to update everyday, but we'll just have to see. I don't know yet whether they'll all be connected or if they'll be stand-alone drabbles, but I'll let you know either way.
Hope you liked it!
