Me: I was really bored and couldn't figure out my other unfinished fanfic, so I wrote this one instead. Also inspired by my best friend, VG (top secret. Ask VG if you want). It's short and simple, and I hope it's understandable, considering my un-finished fanfic was not that understandable (sobs). Anyways, please enjoy. :D

Oh, to those who just read this, you gotta know that I forgot to put in the disclaimer. D:

So that means... I don't own Naruto.


One bright, sunny afternoon, in the forest near the hidden leaf village…

"MY EYES ARE TOTALLY CREEPIER THAN YOURS!"

"No, they're not. Mine are."

The voices of an irritated Inuzuka and the Uchiha who killed his clan were to be heard.

"Look, this is a really dumb reason to argue." Itachi started to walk away.

"You trying to weasel your way out of this, Uchiha?" Kiba snickered (I have no idea what that means but I assume it means something like a smile and a snort combined. LOL).

"Are you pushing it, dog?" Itachi shot back, but he knew that the comment wasn't too offending. Oh, why did his name have to be weasel? It kinda sucks when your name means something 1)cute and cuddly, 2) can get you horrible nicknames and stuff. Itachi did NOT like being called a weasel as he is nothing like those little cute, cuddly furry little cuties. Go google them up and see for yourself!

(Sorry, getting off track… back to the argument)

"Seriously, my eyes are creepier than yours." Itachi tried to stay calm.

"Gimme reasons for your eyes then, weasel."

"STOP calling me that! and my reasons are 1. They are blood red, considering they are the sharingan, 2. I can use 3 extremely powerful jutsus with ether my left, right or both eyes, and 3. That's about all. You?"

"Err…" Kiba tried to figure out reasons why he should win this argument. "because they are vertical slits and I'm like an animal?"

"Not good enough." The Uchiha shook his head.

Just then, Orochimaru passed by. He asked what was going on. After a brief explanation, he pointed to Itachi and said, "His eyes are creepier," before walking off.

Kiba shuddered (2nd that I don't know. Maybe it's kinda like shiver?). "his- he pointed to the direction that Orochimaru went- eyes are the creepi-est."

"I agree," was all that Itachi said. No sorry, he said something else. "But I still win."

"Fine!" Kiba stomped his way back to the village.

Itachi then went back to the Akasuki hideout.


Kaitlyn woke up with a start. She just had the weirdest dream ever. About Kiba and Itachi… she couldn't remember the details. After finding out that the time was 3 a.m., she went back to sleep.

The end.


Yeah, that's it. Please review if you want me to continue making oneshots like this! THX and no flames please! :D and if HyugaPanda is reading this, i hope you like it and it is understandable. trying to make improvements for my other one. might not update in a while trying to figure out how.