one day spiderman peter parker aka spiderman went to his daily routine, such as the daily bugle. spiderman went to his job, at the daily bugle. when he got to his job, he met this girl or lady named (idk) she had secretary and she had black hair. spiderman had enough so he went to his boss j jonah jameson if i was correctly speaking. "scuse me sir, can i have a job, like i mean i need a what do you want me to take pictures of today right?" "parker! please stop." "ok sir" "he went to the cupboard" "here is your job for today! take photo of spider man!" "aw rats" so peter parker went outside of his boss house,, he walked out side of the building and went into naked. suddely, when he was in his red suit, he saw another red thing. this time it was not spiderman, so he took a picture! so hi, ok it was deadpool. "hi spidey!" "hi, this is your name right?" he ponted to the picture "spideyman! what are you taking pic of me why? you love me too?" "no, i was checking." "you're darn right!" said deapdool. deadpool ran around to the back, and spierman (in his red suit) walked behind him. deadpool climbed up a building, and spiderman walked right behind him. he swinged up inside his webds, and got up. so, this is how you do it? and deadpool tried to get on the top. "no, said parker" and so he taught deadpool how to respond. "wow..." said deadpool. "what is wrong with you?" said spiderman. "just i love you," "really" "yeas" "you are just joking" peter pouted his big juicy pink lips "yea.. i guess i joking" "nno you weren't were u" "yes" " i really love you!" SPIDERMAN slowly and surely and shyly softly moved his foot to walk, towards deadpool. wade williams, be my wife.. or husband. love into it. I am romancing you. deadpool kissed speterman on the lips! and he put his tongue in his mouth hold. they wiggled them self on their tongues. hi deadpool. they lay down on the roof still and it was night. i kissed too much on my job, i missed my job! "its okay spidey! i'll take a pic of you! make a pose like you were being spidey!" "i am being spidey -.- and dont call me spidey!" *takes picture* " see you around. peter. parker!" deadpool jumped off the building. peter gasped. i knew i was gay.
