A/N: Another Elizabeth and Molly collaboration. Once again, we were bored. So we wrote a conversation between Blaise Zabini and Draco Malfoy. If you enjoy it, great! If you don't, then... well, screw you.
Draco: Did you know that Coca-Cola was originally green?
Blaise: No, actually, I didn't. Hm, weird that you know something that I don't.
Draco: Well I am smarter then you.
Blaise: Hahaha. Yeah, right. And you're the one spelling and punctuating everything correctly in this conversation? I think not. P
Draco: Why waste my time and energy punctuating and spelling to make a worthless ingrate like you happy?
Blaise: Nice comeback.
Draco: I know I write them down just incase an occation arises.
Blaise: It's supposed to be, 'I know, I write them down just incase an occasion arises.' So I am smarter. Ha ha. Ha. Ha ha ha. In your face.
Draco: Thanks. I'll keep that in mind when the Dark Lord chooses me to be his right hand man.
Blaise: That stung.
Draco: Bite me.
Blaise: I'd rather not.
Draco: PLEASE!
Blaise: NO! Go find someone else to hit on! Like Snape!
Draco: Good idea! I like them muscly! Yummy!
Blaise: I WAS RIGHT! YOU ARE THE GAY ONE HERE!
Draco: And proud of it baby!
Blaise: Umm.. I'm gonna go now..
Draco: Awwwww! It was just getting interesting!
Blaise: Okay. Great. 'Bye.
Draco: Come back here sugar muffin! I don't bite!
Blaise: GET AWAY FROM ME!!
Draco: You know I pasifically remember that you said you had nothing against gay people in our fourth year at Hogwarts!
Blaise: Well, it's creepy when you're gay! And when you're coming onto ME!
Draco: I ain't that bad!
Blaise: Okay. Sure. You just keep telling yourself that.
Draco: You know if you married me, I could be the first gay Minister of Magic ever!
Blaise: That's a great accomplishment.
Draco: -lip trembles- are...are...are you mocking me????
Blaise: Why, yes, yes I am.
Draco: -starts bawling- I thought you were my friend!
Blaise: Well, I was, until you started wanting to be more than friends!
Draco: Why can't we have a gay relationship and still be friends? I never said we had to be more then friends. Aren't friends supposed to help each other out?
Blaise: The reason we can't have a gay relationship is because I'M NOT GAY.
Draco: Well you know what they say, "Feelings grow with time."
Blaise: This is the strangest conversation I've ever experienced in my life.
-awkward silence-
Draco: So you wanna go bowling?
Blaise: Okay.
Draco: You sure you don't have ANY feelings for me?
Blaise: Not at all.
Draco: Well there is always Goyle!
Blaise: Oh, Draco, you sexy bitch.
FIN
