A/N: Another Elizabeth and Molly collaboration. Once again, we were bored. So we wrote a conversation between Blaise Zabini and Draco Malfoy. If you enjoy it, great! If you don't, then... well, screw you.

A Chat Between "Friends"

Draco: Did you know that Coca-Cola was originally green?

Blaise: No, actually, I didn't. Hm, weird that you know something that I don't.

Draco: Well I am smarter then you.

Blaise: Hahaha. Yeah, right. And you're the one spelling and punctuating everything correctly in this conversation? I think not. P

Draco: Why waste my time and energy punctuating and spelling to make a worthless ingrate like you happy?

Blaise: Nice comeback.

Draco: I know I write them down just incase an occation arises.

Blaise: It's supposed to be, 'I know, I write them down just incase an occasion arises.' So I am smarter. Ha ha. Ha. Ha ha ha. In your face.

Draco: Thanks. I'll keep that in mind when the Dark Lord chooses me to be his right hand man.

Blaise: That stung.

Draco: Bite me.

Blaise: I'd rather not.

Draco: PLEASE!

Blaise: NO! Go find someone else to hit on! Like Snape!

Draco: Good idea! I like them muscly! Yummy!

Blaise: I WAS RIGHT! YOU ARE THE GAY ONE HERE!

Draco: And proud of it baby!

Blaise: Umm.. I'm gonna go now..

Draco: Awwwww! It was just getting interesting!

Blaise: Okay. Great. 'Bye.

Draco: Come back here sugar muffin! I don't bite!

Blaise: GET AWAY FROM ME!!

Draco: You know I pasifically remember that you said you had nothing against gay people in our fourth year at Hogwarts!

Blaise: Well, it's creepy when you're gay! And when you're coming onto ME!

Draco: I ain't that bad!

Blaise: Okay. Sure. You just keep telling yourself that.

Draco: You know if you married me, I could be the first gay Minister of Magic ever!

Blaise: That's a great accomplishment.

Draco: -lip trembles- are...are...are you mocking me????

Blaise: Why, yes, yes I am.

Draco: -starts bawling- I thought you were my friend!

Blaise: Well, I was, until you started wanting to be more than friends!

Draco: Why can't we have a gay relationship and still be friends? I never said we had to be more then friends. Aren't friends supposed to help each other out?

Blaise: The reason we can't have a gay relationship is because I'M NOT GAY.

Draco: Well you know what they say, "Feelings grow with time."

Blaise: This is the strangest conversation I've ever experienced in my life.

-awkward silence-

Draco: So you wanna go bowling?

Blaise: Okay.

Draco: You sure you don't have ANY feelings for me?

Blaise: Not at all.

Draco: Well there is always Goyle!

Blaise: Oh, Draco, you sexy bitch.

FIN