Hell Hath No Fury

Who does she think she is? It's only been two weeks and I'm already thinking about killing her in her sleep. Its been such a tiring day, I've been running around Tokyo since eight this morning trying to make it to these auditions, I nearly missed my audition for 'Yakuza Wives', which I was lucky to get anyway because they were going to rewrite the script to accommodate two leading roles instead of one but the two girls that were going to star both died, so they're not going to rewrite it after all and are looking again for a new leading lady, so I've been panicking all day about this audition and I finally get home and straight away she's on my case about a fucking t-shirt. I don't see what the big deal is anyway, she never wears it.

When I was offered this great condo, I would've run a mile if I knew that SHE was the catch. She's so uptight it's driving me mad, she's always hogging the bathroom or looking in mirrors, because Princess Sakura always has to look her best. And if that isn't bad enough, she's always telling me I could do with spending more time on my appearance, I can't even eat breakfast without her looking at me with those disapproving eyes as she sits there with her fucking grapefruit. I've had a long day, I come in, go to the fridge to make a sandwich and she's thrown away the rest of my bread! And when I asked her about it, all she said was 'I did you a favour', who the hell does she think she is? I may not be anorexic like her but I'm certainly not fat. I don't know she bothers with all the dieting, it doesn't do her any good, I know she like Takashi but he likes me. He even phoned me earlier to ask me out on a date. I actually feel a bit sorry for Sakura, she tries so hard but it never gets her anywhere, never stops her trying though. She's constantly out at various clubs and then coming home drunk early in the morning and waking me up, and there's always different men calling and she often brings them home. A couple of times I've had a man I've never net before walk in on me when I'm on the bath, and I hear them laughing at me. Everyone knows she's a cheap slut, but now she wants to get her filthy paws on Takashi. Bitch.

Look at her, all smug with her fake smile and false apologies. She yells at me as soon as I come in through the door, throws out my food, practically calls me 'fat' and now all of a sudden she's making me tea. She's planning something, she's never this nice, oh well, joke's on her, Takashi's mine and I threw out some of her clothes yesterday. That'll teach her for throwing out my food.

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I can't believe how stupid she is. She hasn't got a hope in hell of getting that part, what would the credits read, 'Fat Yumi'? The part's mine, I got a call from my agent not long before Yumi came home and he said that the 'Yakuza Wives' auditions were down to just me and her and they want to see both of us tomorrow for another audition so that they can decide who will get the part, which will be me. She doesn't even know that I auditioned for it, though I have to admit that I'm a bit nervous about the part, I heard that the two girls that were going to be in the film originally, both died…in THIS condo, and if that's not a bad omen then I don't know what is. Either way, I'd rather die than let that whale get the part.

She borrowed my top without asking again, now it's all stretched and out of shape and I can't wear it. She's always taking my stuff without asking, I don't know why, no amount of makeup and clothing can hide the fact that she's an ugly heifer. There's a load of my clothes missing too, she thinks I don't know that she took them but I'm biding my time. She won't be able to wear them anyway, she's too fat. She'll eat anything, she even yelled at me just for throwing out a couple of slices of stale bread. She started calling me a 'skinny tramp' and an 'anorexic whore', all for a sandwich! As I told her, I was doing her a favour but she didn't take kindly to that. I don't know what her problem is, I'm trying to help her, if she lost a little weight she would be so much prettier. Her acting, on the other hand is quite beyond saving. That's why she's chasing after Takashi, he works for the production company and I guess that she thinks that sleeping with him can get her the 'Yakuza Wives' role. I heard her talking to him on the phone earlier, she was flirting shamelessly. She doesn't even like him; she's only after what he can do for her. I hate her so much, she loves that Takashi likes her when she knows that I like him, and she rubs it in my face every chance she gets, pretending that she doesn't know how much it pisses me off.

She can have him, but she's not getting my part. I had to come up with a plan though, just in case sleeping with Takashi actually works. I made her some tea, and put some stuff I found in the cleaning closet in it. I don't know exactly what it was, rat poison maybe, but it should make her nice and sick so that she won't be able to make the audition tomorrow, and she has no idea.