WARNING: TEEN CONTENT!
Disclaimer: Thankfully we don't own any of these characters!
A/N: This was made due to watching youtube videos and randomly talking about spaghetti. We've gone mad. But anyways, this story is dedicated to our good friend Mikaila Smith, who supports us when we get all crazy. Like we are now! D
It was September 1st and young witches and wizards were saying good-bye to their parents as they boarded the Hogwarts Express. Two boys stood, waiting for their friend to arrive, and not knowing what a big surprise they were in for. The boys, Harry Potter and Ron Weasley, glanced around the station talking casually about the year ahead and how excited they were to see their best friend Hermione Granger.
"Ehmigod, guys! What's up?!" A loud voice shrieked. The whole train station stopped to look at the very blonde, and very stupid-looking Hermione Granger.
Hermione smiled, showing extremely fake white teeth. Her hair fell in sheets of crimped whitish-blonde hair. Hermione's hair had obviously had LOTS of work done to it. She was wearing a bright pink feathery boa over a white halter top with the word "BABE" written in rhinestones directly in the middle of her shirt. She also wore a VERY short jean skirt and pink go-go boots with air conditioning inside them.
"Hermione..." Harry began. "I know, aren't I hot?" She cut him off, and struck a pose, jutting her hips to the left and putting her hands on her waist. "You look..." Ron stuttered. "FAB!" Hermione finished for him. "Well, boys, I have to go meet with the gals! Ciao!" She said, swiveling and strutting off towards the Hogwarts Express.
Draco Malfoy, the big sexy bitch, walked up to Hermione and said, "Hey hot stuff- Holy crap what happened to your face mudblood?!" Draco screamed, backing away and covering his mouth with his hands in horror. Hermione simply smirked and twirled around. "I know, I'm irresistible, but try and contain yourself." She said confidently.
"You didn't answer my question mudblood! What the hell happened to you?" Draco looked terrified.
"OMG! Hermione, you look, like, amazing! I wish I looked like you!" Pansy Parkinson said, running up to Hermione. Hermione smiled and they began to chatter about the latest beauty secrets.
"She's gone to the dark side..." Ron muttered sadly, watching his used-to-be friend walk off with Pansy.
"Oh darling! You are so incredible looking!" The ghost of Cedric Diggory said as he kissed Hermione on both cheeks quite metro-sexually.
"Thanks sooooo much for making me this way Ceddy!" Hermione thanked, "Your new change in sexual attraction made you sooo much better at fashion!"
"I know darling! I know!" Cedric giggled.
"Hey sugar," Gregory Goyle said, coming up and looping his muscly arm around Hermione's waist, "You look soo rockin'."
"Thanks baby!"
Draco's eyes widened, "Has the whole world gone mad?!"
Harry and Ron looked up and replied, "YES!"
Draco screamed, going insane and running around in circles, "Don't agree with me! Your so stupid, stupid!"
Then then world blew up, and spaghetti flew everywhere.
THE END.
A/N: This was a collaboration by Elizabeth and Molly. Please review!
