A/N: I forgot to post this on August 15, in celebration of Amazon's prime day.
Steve was on his laptop in his room one day.
"Ermergurd Pearl! Leave me alone!" shouted Amethyst and she ran away from Pearl.
"Get back here and replace by spear weapon thing!" yelled Pearl running into the living room.
"I said I'll replace it! Steven! Help!" pleaded Amethyst.
"I'm on it!" said Steven as he opened an Amazon tab. He typed in "DELL laptop".
"Steven! What are you doing. Help me!"
"Screw you Amethyst! This new laptop costs $68! I'm going to order a new laptop because in the future..."
Amethyst slammed Steven's laptop shut and threw it across the room.
"That will happen. Did I click Send?" questioned Steven.
" Amethyst! Why did you do that! Now you can't replace it!" SHOUTING Pearl!
"Guy's trust me, lets just go to the Amazon shipping warehouse." said Amethyst leaving the house.
"BUT AMAZON IS ONLY ACCESSIBLE THROUGH THE INTER WEBS!" screams Pearl.
"Just follow me." And they did follow Amethyst. All the way to an Amazon warehouse.
"Are you here for a tour?" said an employee.
"No, I need to order something." said Amethyst looking around the warehouse. "Actually, this place looks interesting.
Give us that tour."
"Right this way." Pointing at the shelf's of items,"Here is where we stash our inventory."
Pointing at the people selecting items,"Those people are dividing people's orders."
Pointing into a room with items being hung in a huge circle formation, "I'm, not suppose to show you this room...
but it's a fun game we play. We call it Item Roulette. We hang lots of items dangling above a lava pit and we
drop one by random. It sounds stupid, but it's a lot of fun!"
"Wait, that means the person doesn't receive his item?" questioned Steven.
"Uh, yeah. We just blame that it got lost in the mail."
"Wait a second, was my x-box console in there, or is Jamie a bad mail man?" questioned Steven mysteriously.
"Uhhhhhhhhhh... Jamie must be the worst." said the employee nervously.
"I wonder who's laptop that was..." as Steven watch a DELL laptop fall into the lava.
"BUT WHERE'S MY SWORD!" Pearl yells.
Amethyst scanned the perimeter, "There it is!" as she pulls out her whip and Indian Jones towards it. The rest follow.
Just and Amethyst reached for it, Onion came out of nowhere and snatched it! He held it up like a gun towards Steven.
"No Onion! This is a kids cartoon!" shouted Steven.
"No its not." as the employee pulled out a 9-cm Caliber and Shot a crate above Onion. The crate fell and squished Onion.
Walking away from the warehouse, "THANKS GUYS FOR GETTING MY SWORD BACK!"
"No problem Perl, I cost like, $3."said a happy Steven.
"How about I catch up with you guys." said Amethyst walking back to the warehouse. She returned with 5 more Perl swords.
"Pearl, did you always have a foam sword?" asked Steven.
"YES! STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!" As they walked to Beach City.
