Garianna G. Guy.

Look me up. What do you see? It depends; If you are in the penguin's universe, you'd see a cutesy little penguin waving her sparkling wand in circles, smiling wide, but in the magic world, you'd see a long forgotten poster that marked me on the top ten most wanted wizards and witches in the Ministry of Magic. Why is there a huge difference, you might ask? I would say "Long story short" but that defense what what got me in big, big trouble in the first place, so let's go with the "long story". It's more understandable that way, I guess.

Everybody always says "It all started a long, long, long…time ago…", but I am not everybody, if you haven't noticed, so I'm starting were no proper story should ever start: at the end.

Author's note: Don't worry, the chapters will eventually get longer.