Final Fantasy's Funniest Home Videos!
~Show's theme music comes on, camera zoom to cloud in center ~

Cloud: Hey everybody! Welcome to the first episode of Final Fantasy's Home Videos!

~crowd goes up in cheers~

Cloud: C'mon people, settle down now, we didn't even start the show! But, speaking of starters ~winks~ we have a special guest for the show! C'mon out here Tifa!

~crowd hoots and hollers as tifa comes out and waves~

Tifa: Hello everyone! Hey cloud!

Cloud: Hey Tifa! Explain why you're here tonight!

Tifa: What? But you guys didn't say nuthin!

Cloud: What? Didn't no one tell you?!

Tifa: no....

~cloud puts forehead in hands as he says~

Cloud: go to the first video.

~goes to video of barret and marliene~

Barret: Okay marline! Throw the materia to daddy!

Marlene: Are you sure daddy?

Barret: course I'm sure! Now c'mon, give me a throw.

Marlene: whatever you say...

~marlene throws the materia at barret's groin, Barret falls to ground~

Barret: ~in squeaky voice~ good throw...darling.

~crowd laughs histaricly,while cloud is pushing tifa offstage and brings aries on stage~

Cloud: wasn't that funny every one? I mean WHAM!

Tifa: shut up you pig! You suck monkey balls!

Cloud sarcastically: thank you tifa, I enjoyed that comment. Well any way, here's our new, assistant, my wife and producer, Aries!

~crowd cheers as tifa boos~

Aries: hello!

Cloud: well lets go to a commercial!

~switches to commercial~

Announcer voice: hey! Are you sick and tired of your chocobo takin a shit in your bed? Or are you just itching to spend some money, even tough you don't even have a chocobo? Well this products for you!

~shows cheap flash and cardboard box appears on flash~

Announcer voice: introducing the CHOCO-SCOOPER 2078 TM! This amazing machine, of sorts, will solve all your chocobo shitting needs! This revolutionary machine will allow your chocobo to shit vast amounts of choco-shit anytime anywhere!
It can go places such as, THE CAR! ~shows box in car, driver disgusted Or THE SHOWER! ~shows chocobo in shower shiting in box while owner eats chocoshit~ Buy yours today!

~goes back to show~

Cloud: oh crap, seems we timed out! Im sorry every one, no really!

~crowd mumbles and leaves~

Cloud: please, don't go! I'll have tifa show her tits!

Tifa: you aint getting these pig!

Cloud: please people!

~screen fades~

note: I'm sorry people, I didn't have much time, because I had to go to work and I'd forget everything later, I'll write more if wanted! Hope you liked! bye