Author's Ramble: I'm back! Hey there madlang tao! I really missed this. Finally got my laptop working after a year of decommission. Thanks Kuya! And special tribute to my favorite authoress and most loved 'Nee-san. I hope you like this! And to the rest of my handful of readers and even fewer reviewers, a special guest cameo from the fic The Kurama Whom Kurama Never Knew by Mikageshi-neesan!

Summary: Autocorrect. The very evidence of mankind's great and noble struggle to make things easier. And its epic failure. See the YYH gang fall victim to the horrors of Mistress Autocorrect, just for our amusement.

Disclaimer: Not mine. See profile for formal disclaimer.


Yuusuke: Yo, Kurama! You up 'fer some rape? On the house!

Kurama: Arigatou, Yuusuke but no thanks. I have a mother's reputation to uphold, a girlfriend I adore and who definitely will not agree and a strong desire to stay out of prison. Perhaps Hiei?

Yuusuke: Oh, shit! RAMEN! I meant ramen! Damn autocorrect!


Kuwabara: Yo, Kurama! Could ya watch my little ejaculation? I gotta go to the store for a bit and no one's around.

Kurama: Kuwabara-kun, read your first text.

Kuwabara: EIKICHI! I meant Eikichi! No one'll watch 'er and I can't leave 'er alone! I was jus' gonna swing 'er by ya!

Kurama: All right, Kuwabara-kun. I'll meet you downstairs.


Keiko: Hey, Yuusuke. Did I leave my bag there at your stall? I can't find it here at home. Text me back.

Yuusuke: Yeah, ya did. Ya got a bunch of your bras in it too. Don't ya need those?

Keiko: YOU ARE SUCH A PERV!
I have no idea why I deal with you sometimes!
You are such an immature, dirty-minded jerk!
Why I agreed to marry you, I don't know!
Maybe I shouldn't have!
That's IT! WE ARE THROUGH! THE ENGAGEMENT IS OVER!

Yuusuke: BOOKS! I meant books! Your school books are in your bag!

Keiko: Oh. All right then. I'll pick them up after class.

Yuusuke: Did ya really mean all that stuff?
Keiko?
Keiko?
Keiko?
Keiko?...


Kurama: Hello Kuwabara-kun. I'm here in front of your house.

Kuwabara: Okie doke, Kurama. Down in a sec. Just huggin' my wittle baby bye bye.

Kurama: All right then. By the way, tell Shizuru-san her panties are lovely. Groping them must've been a delight.

Kurama: *plants. *growing.

Kuwabara: That better be what ya meant, Kurama. 'Fer yer sake.


Setsu: Konnichiwa, Sempai. Have you seen my green penis?

Kurama: Konnichiwa, Mayonaka-san. I had no idea you had one. Nor the inclination to show me.

Setsu: Oh. Mengo. My green pencil. Did Midori-chan find her way to you again?

Kurama: Perhaps if you stayed here another night, Midori-chan would find her way back to you.

Setsu: You knew what I meant from the beginning, didn't you?


Shizuru: Kazu, you better be in bed by the time I get back. Quit it with the manga.

Kuwabara: Yeah, Ane. I wet the bed already.

Shizuru: Well you better wash those sheets before you sleep 'cause there is no way I'm washing them.

Kuwabara: WENT TO!


Kuwabara: Ane, how was your date?

Shizuru: Hey baby bro. Fine. He was a bit boring though. He made passes.

Kuwabara: I'LL KILL HIM!

Shizuru: Glasses, bro. He used to make glasses in an ophthalmology clinic while he was in med school.

Kuwabara: Oh? He seems kinda nice.


Kurama: Ohayou gozaimasu, Mayonaka-san. Would you like me to pick up a drink for you?

Setsu: Ohayou, Sempai. Yeah, sure. Arigatou. Nami-chan wanted me to try this new-fangled coffee concoction and she won't stop riding me on the subject. Could you get me a… I think it's a crap.

Kurama: I don't think any barista anywhere serves that, Mayonaka-san.

Setsu: A frappe. I don't think I like any of these modern sassafras. Autocorrect in particular.

Kurama: You get used to it.


Koenma: Botan, where are you?

Botan: Koenma-sama, I'm pregnant.

Koenma: O-O. What the hell are you talking about?!

Botan: Gomenasai. Preparing. I'm preparing for the trip to Genkai-shihan's.

Koenma: I'm really going to move for the destruction of this ningen invention called autocorrect.


Genkai: You dingdongs broke my hymen!

Yuusuke: WHAT.

Kuwabara: THE.

Kurama: HELL.

Genkai: Hieroglyphics! My hieroglyphics scroll! How is that even close to hymen?


Yuusuke: Oi, Kuwabara. Do ya feel like we're bein' watched or somethin'?

Kuwabara: Oh, Kami. Do me.

Yuusuke: Woah there Nelly. I ain't that kind of swinger!

Kuwabara: Hell, I meant sometimes. Oh, Kami. SOMETIMES! Why, do ya have any idea what the hell it is?

Yuusuke: Nah. Let's ask Kurama.

Kuwabara: Just read before ya send it.


Shizuru: Kazu, mom told me you were adopted.

Kuwabara: What?! How could that be? Sure I don't look a bunch like ya or mom but come on! And what a way to bring it up! Really? By a text?

Shizuru: What the hell are you talking about? You were accepted into that university you took an exam at. Congratulations!

Shizuru: Oh. Just read the first text. I love you li'l bro.


Yuusuke: Hey Kurama. Our resident nitwit got into that big-brain university he's been dreaming of. He'll be goin' there 'stead of his ol' one next Fall. Time to celebrate!

Kurama: Un. Just a moment. Just making out with Mayonaka-san.

Yuusuke: Well, I guess you shouldn't be textin' while yer smoochin'.

Kurama: *making up.

Kurama:*breaking up.

Yuusuke: Here I was thinkin' you adored that li'l evil bitch. Must've been a hell of a fight.

Kurama: Heading out and hurrying up.

Yuusuke: I still don' like 'er but ya two still go great together. And I don't see how autocorrect could confuse that.

Kurama: Neither can I. We're a block away.


Setsu: Itoko, how are you there? We'll be home in a bit. We have ramen.

Shuuichi: Fine. Just playing My Little Pony.

Setsu: Okay.

Shuuichi: Five Nights at Freddy's! Just because it rhymes, doesn't mean it flies, Autocorrect!


Kurama: I'm here at the video rental store. What would you all like me to get?

Setsu: Everyone wants bondage, sempai.

Kurama: I don't think this is that kind of rental store, Mayonaka-san.

Setsu: Bond. James Bond.


Oyaji: Kisetsu, where are you this time? Minamino-kun would never keep you out this late.

Setsu: Konbanwa. We're here at Urameshi's stall. Waiting for our order. Just farted over here and we'll be home in a while. Could he stay for dinner?

Oyaji: All right then. Anyway, Minamino-kun is with you so it's okay. And I know you and that ramen boy have this rivalry going on but is it really necessary for you to release your "inner music" at his stall specifically and actually be proud of it enough to tell me about it? I thought I raised you better than that, Kisetsu.

Setsu: That gardener is laughing his perfect rear off. Darted, Oyaji. Not farted. We're on our way home.


Author's Ramble: And done! I might continue this if I can think of more stupid little autocorrect fails for our gang. And, onegaishimasu read The Kurama Whom Kurama Never Knew by Mikageshi-neesan, for a full-blown exposition on the girl known as Mayonaka Setsuki who appeared as a guest cameo here. Here you will find and know the one girl most if not all of you would gladly let Kurama go to. THEY ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER! And I hope you liked this, 'Neesan.