Author's note: So I saw this challenge and I really wanted to do it. So here it is. I'll give it a few days to tell you what the crossovers are, but until then feel free to guess. Oh, and my sister wrote a few of these because I got stuck, but hey what can you do, right? Anyway, please enjoy these they are a bit funny.

Disclaimer: Neither I nor my sister own any part of Merlin or any of the other fandoms mentioned.


1.

They heard a snap-hiss.

"Is that . . . is that a sword?" Arthur asked.

"I have a bad feeling about this," muttered Merlin.

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2.

"I'm Nick."

"I'm Kevin."

"I'm Joe."

"I'm Arthur and this is my idiot manservant Merlin."

"Welcome to Horace Mantis Academy," said all three.

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3.

"Twenty bucks he has a weird name," Tony challenged.

"You're on," McGee agreed.

"What's your name?" Gibbs asked.

"Merlin."

"Pay up, Probie."

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4.

"Who are you?" Merlin asked.

"My name is Sylar."

"What do you want?"

"Your power."

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5.

"What are they?" Merlin asked fearfully.

"I have no idea," Arthur replied.

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."

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6.

"You're Merlin?" Daniel asked skeptically.

"Yes."

"I thought he was supposed to be old with a beard and a pointy hat," Cam said.

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7.

"You're fighting a war over a piece of jewelry?" Arthur asked in shock.

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8.

"Okay, Merlin, go ahead."

"Go ahead?"

"You're supposed to sing."

"Sing?"

"That is the purpose of this camp."

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9.

"We want you and Merlin to create several dishes using this ingredient," Gwen said.

"Why?" Arthur asked.

"Because we said so," Morgana declared.

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10.

"It's a penguin?" Arthur asked.

"Yeah, a penguin that dances," Merlin replied. "Watch."

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11.

"Who's that man?" Arthur asked.

"I don't know but he has claws," Merlin replied.

"Claws?"

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12.

Merlin saw a figure clad in green armor fighting a pack of strange looking beings. He defeated them by blowing them up.

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13.

"We're going to try and take over the world!"

"Did that mouse just talk?" Arthur asked Merlin.

"Yes, I think it did."

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14.

"I have come to terminate John Connor."

"John Connor?" Merlin asked. "I'm not John Connor."

"I was sent to the wrong time."

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15.

"Is that . . . a dragon?" Arthur asked.

"Yes, this is my dragon and I am her rider."

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16.

"Hey Phineas, hey Ferb. Who is that?" Isabella questioned.

"Oh him, this is our new friend Merlin. He's a wizard."

"Cool."

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17.

"Hey, you're a wizard," Alex accused.

"No I'm not." Merlin denied.

"I saw what you just did, and without a wand. How?"

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18.

"He's not a real wizard, Peter, just one of my test subjects."

"Walter."

"Excuse me; do you know who I am?"

"You're Merlin."

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19.

"Who is Bill and why do you want to kill him?" Arthur asked.

"That is none of your business," she replied.

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20.

"Simon, he's a rainbow."

"Ignore her, she's a moonbrain. Do they gots any money to pay us with?"

"Lots of pretty colors."

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21.

"You're not Michael."

"No, I'm….."

"Well, when you see Michael, tell him he owes me a new pair of shoes. These are ruined."

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22.

"So you think you can dance, dance, dance."

"No I do not. Where am I?" Merlin glanced around the stage.

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23.

"There can be only one." The head rolled off and lightning began.

"Where are we?" Arthur asked.

Merlin shrugged looking lost.