Author's note: So I saw this challenge and I really wanted to do it. So here it is. I'll give it a few days to tell you what the crossovers are, but until then feel free to guess. Oh, and my sister wrote a few of these because I got stuck, but hey what can you do, right? Anyway, please enjoy these they are a bit funny.
Disclaimer: Neither I nor my sister own any part of Merlin or any of the other fandoms mentioned.
1.
They heard a snap-hiss.
"Is that . . . is that a sword?" Arthur asked.
"I have a bad feeling about this," muttered Merlin.
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2.
"I'm Nick."
"I'm Kevin."
"I'm Joe."
"I'm Arthur and this is my idiot manservant Merlin."
"Welcome to Horace Mantis Academy," said all three.
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3.
"Twenty bucks he has a weird name," Tony challenged.
"You're on," McGee agreed.
"What's your name?" Gibbs asked.
"Merlin."
"Pay up, Probie."
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4.
"Who are you?" Merlin asked.
"My name is Sylar."
"What do you want?"
"Your power."
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5.
"What are they?" Merlin asked fearfully.
"I have no idea," Arthur replied.
"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."
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6.
"You're Merlin?" Daniel asked skeptically.
"Yes."
"I thought he was supposed to be old with a beard and a pointy hat," Cam said.
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7.
"You're fighting a war over a piece of jewelry?" Arthur asked in shock.
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8.
"Okay, Merlin, go ahead."
"Go ahead?"
"You're supposed to sing."
"Sing?"
"That is the purpose of this camp."
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9.
"We want you and Merlin to create several dishes using this ingredient," Gwen said.
"Why?" Arthur asked.
"Because we said so," Morgana declared.
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10.
"It's a penguin?" Arthur asked.
"Yeah, a penguin that dances," Merlin replied. "Watch."
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11.
"Who's that man?" Arthur asked.
"I don't know but he has claws," Merlin replied.
"Claws?"
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12.
Merlin saw a figure clad in green armor fighting a pack of strange looking beings. He defeated them by blowing them up.
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13.
"We're going to try and take over the world!"
"Did that mouse just talk?" Arthur asked Merlin.
"Yes, I think it did."
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14.
"I have come to terminate John Connor."
"John Connor?" Merlin asked. "I'm not John Connor."
"I was sent to the wrong time."
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15.
"Is that . . . a dragon?" Arthur asked.
"Yes, this is my dragon and I am her rider."
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16.
"Hey Phineas, hey Ferb. Who is that?" Isabella questioned.
"Oh him, this is our new friend Merlin. He's a wizard."
"Cool."
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17.
"Hey, you're a wizard," Alex accused.
"No I'm not." Merlin denied.
"I saw what you just did, and without a wand. How?"
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18.
"He's not a real wizard, Peter, just one of my test subjects."
"Walter."
"Excuse me; do you know who I am?"
"You're Merlin."
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19.
"Who is Bill and why do you want to kill him?" Arthur asked.
"That is none of your business," she replied.
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20.
"Simon, he's a rainbow."
"Ignore her, she's a moonbrain. Do they gots any money to pay us with?"
"Lots of pretty colors."
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21.
"You're not Michael."
"No, I'm….."
"Well, when you see Michael, tell him he owes me a new pair of shoes. These are ruined."
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22.
"So you think you can dance, dance, dance."
"No I do not. Where am I?" Merlin glanced around the stage.
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23.
"There can be only one." The head rolled off and lightning began.
"Where are we?" Arthur asked.
Merlin shrugged looking lost.
