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A pixelated logo over black - "Ignition Switch Entertainment"

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Three badly computer-generated female horses walk-cycle their
way over an equally poorly-rendered field. The horses look
exactly alike except for the colors of the clipart bows on
their manes.

ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Coming this spring to a dollar bin
near you, an epic adventure nearly
two weeks in the making.

One of the horses steps forward in front of the other two.

HORSE
Come on, we gotta save the day!

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The three horses on a sailboat at sea. The waves don't move.

ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Join Glitterface and her cousins
Spindry and Flashdance as they set
out to save Horsetown.

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A rotund farmer jabs a tree with a pitchfork.

FARMER
Mwahaha! Soon the world will be mine!

ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
The evil Pitchfork Pete is stealing
all the tree bark in the land.
Will our heroes be able to stop him
before the big game?

The horses drop down from the sky.

GLITTERFACE
Not so fast, Pitchfork Pete!

SPINDRY
You haven't eaten your vegetables today!

FLASHDANCE
Line of dialogue!

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Glitterface opens a treasure chest. A leprechaun jumps out
and dances.

ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Be amazed at the... Um... There's
nothing else written here. Stop the
tape. The rest of my script is missing.

DIRECTOR (V.O.)
(on intercom)
We couldn't afford to print the
whole script.

ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
What?

DIRECTOR (V.O.)
Toner cartridges are expensive!
Just keep talking! Our time's running
out on the recording-booth rental!

The dancing leprechaun pulls bags labeled "Mozzarella" out of
his pockets and tosses them in front of the smiling horses.

ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Okay, well, uh, I guess they meet a
leprechaun and he gives them bags
of mozzarella. That's kind of weird.
Don't know what that's about.

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A series of crude MS Paint drawings depict Pitchfork Pete
flying in outer space on a kiddie-ride-esque spaceship,
pursued by the horses on rocket-powered jet skis.

ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
All right, it looks like the money ran
out for this part, but look at that!
It's a space chase! That's gotta be
worth at least a dollar-fifty, people!

F.B.I. AGENT (V.O.)
(on intercom)
Stop right there!

DIRECTOR (V.O.)
How'd you get in here?

ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
What's going on?

F.B.I. AGENT (V.O.)
I'm Agent Davison of the FBI, and
your company is wanted for budget
fraud. You're coming with me!

DIRECTOR (V.O.)
I ain't going back to jail!

F.B.I. AGENT (V.O.)
Stop running or I will shoot!

Gunshots ring out over footage of the horses dancing in a
field of flowers as hearts rain down from the sky.

DIRECTOR (V.O.)
My knees!

F.B.I. AGENT (V.O.)
You in the booth! You too! Get
out here!

ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Wait, I didn't do anything! I just
do the voices for the trailers!

F.B.I. AGENT (V.O.)
(in booth)
We need everyone for questioning!

Struggling sounds.

ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Okay, okay! Stop being pushy!

F.B.I. AGENT (V.O.)
No funny business.

ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
(fading away)
Can I finish recording?

F.B.I. AGENT (V.O.)
No!

ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Can you take the handcuffs off?

F.B.I. AGENT (V.O.)
No!

On screen, the horses frolic and giggle under a giant
sparkling rainbow.

GLITTERFACE
(to camera)
This is the most magical day ever!

TITLE CARD:

"My Magical Horsies: Friendz 4 Ever - Coming Soon!"