One day, cloud was Cool McAwesome on his yard when he heard an awesome noise. He went quickly to check the noise when he saw not cool and lame bleeding on a mushroom. "Who did this to you?" cool asked. "It was pedowulrus" said zack. "How do you know it wasn't colon that raped them on a log with a rake that he/she shoved up their nostril?"

"Because he left a letter that said:

'Dear cool, not cool, and bob,

I now have raped your cactus and Sarah the great. If you ever want to see her vag, you will have to meet me naked at 5:00 on Pedophile Street.

Go packers in a wheelchair,

Pedowulrus.'"

"You know, you could just get naked if you want," said zack. "I hope you get your butthole eaten off by a shark, die inna hole" said cloud. And then they had sex. Eight hours later cool and cloud went to Pedophile Street holding eggs in their eyelids. Then pedowulrus came out of the blackness and said, "I am pedowulrus and imma rape the children with a rake so I must be fear turtles in a wheel chair, yo!" "Oh no, your tires all flat and junk in a pedo's car and stuff, yo" said zack.