The official disney princes are: Florian (Snowwhite), Prince Charming (Cinderella), Prince Philip, Eric, Adam/Beast, John Smith, Alladin, Shang, Naveen and Eugene.
Kristoff is NOT officially a Disney Prince, hence why he doesn't appear in this small oneshot.
He didn't look what door he opened, ran in and immediately shut it. God, that was close! Still panting from his run-in with the Stormtroopers, Hans turned arround to see 10 pairs of eyes rest on him. Before he could say anything, they all came towards him with sword in hand. "Wow, guys, easy! I'm defenseless!" screamed Hans before Philip could run him through.
"These quarters are only for disney princes. Intruders aren't allowed here." said Shang with narrowed eyes.
"Well, you see, that's the thing. I'm a disney prince too!" Hans breathed in relief when they all lowered their weapons.
"Huh. What kind of prince are you?"
"What kind?" frowned Hans at Shang's question.
"Do you talk to animals?" specified John Smith as he pointed to Philip, Eugene and Alladin talking to Samson, Maximus and Abu.
"No."
"Do you play an instrument?" asked Eric this time, as he and Naveen made themselves ready to play.
"No."
"Have you stolen anything?"
"No, I-" Began Hans to answer Alladin's question, before realizing his dagger was gone. "Hey give that back!" Hans snatched his dagger out of Alladin's hand.
Immediately after he had retrieved his stolen possession, the redhead stumbled backwards when he saw Naveen and Adam transform into a frog and a beast. "Were you cursed?" asked the two simultaniously.
"What? No!"
"Then you probably wanted to marry someone the very next day, just because she had the right shoe size?" asked Prince Charming.
Hans blinked several times before he could find his voice back. "Who would even do that?!" exclaimed Hans baffled by his words.
"Have you given true love's kiss to a corpse?" asked Florian as he seated himself next to Hans.
"Hardly." replied Hans deadpanned at his question.
"Have you died and come back to life?" came Eugene with the next question.
"Died and-" Hans couldn't take it anymore. "Are you guys insane? You all are in dire need of a therapist!"
"Were you ever pressured by your dad to get married?" questioned Philip from behind Hans' back.
"I have never even seen my mom!" burst Hans out in experation.
Safe for Naveen, all the prince's hands went upwards. "Neither have we!" agreed 9 voices with him.
"Now, for the million dollar question." asked Shang as he crossed his arms. "Do people assume that princes are only there as eyecandy for the girl?"
"God, what's even up with that?!"
"He IS a disney prince!" agreed the whole group in unison, before Florian burst out in an operatic song.
