An Angry Redhead.
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Warnings:
Not-so-nice language.
Pissed-off Diane.
I don't own N.C.I.S.
Just a short one shot.
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"So, you're the one that made him divorce me." Diane accused, glaring at Jenny.
"I assure you, Agent Gibbs an I's relationship has always been strictly professional." Jenny said, sending her own glare back at Diane.
"You got the glare from him! I know you did!" Diane yelled.
"I trained under him for years. Yes, I learned how to glare at people."
Diane sent an angry glare back at Jenny and stomped off to the elevator.
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"Turn this damn elevator back on!" Diane yelled, as the lights flickered off. She looked at Gibbs. "You. You did it, didn't you? Flipped the switch?" she hissed.
"I didn't do anything." Gibbs said, truthfully. Stuck in the elevator with Diane, of all people. At least she didn't bring a baseball bat.
"I know what you are thinking!" Diane yelled.
"That I'm stuck in an elevator with you, Diane?"
"I didn't do anything!"
"So that makes you think I did something?"
"Yes!" Diane hissed, glaring at him.
"I didn't do anything!" Gibbs yelled back at her.
-Meanwhile, outside the elevator, where Tony and Ziva are waiting-
"The elevator stopped." Tony said, quietly.
"She sounds pissed." Ziva mused.
"Think about him. He's stuck in there with an angry ex wife and she thinks he did something."
Jenny walked up. "What's going on?"
"Gibbs is stuck in the elevator with Diane." Tony and Ziva replied, at the same time.
Jenny made an "o" with her mouth. "She wasn't in the greatest mood, when she left my office."
Fornell appeared behind Jenny. "It's Diane. She's never in a good mood!"
"Then, Gibbs is stuck in the elevator with a pissed Diane."
Jenny shrugged her shoulders. "He's the one who got in there with his ex-wife."
-Back in the elevator-
"Get me out of this damn elevator right now!" Diane yelled, banging on the door.
"We're working on it!" Fornell yelled.
"You'd do that for me?" Diane replied, sweetly.
"No! For Gibbs."
Diane started banging on the door, again. "Get me out of here!"
Jenny rolled her eyes. "So, Jethro, which ex-wife is she again?"
Gibbs took a deep breath. "You know damn well which one."
"Oh, she's the one you named the boat after."
"Yes." Gibbs replied. She's having way too much fun with this.
"You divorce her or she divorce you?"
"She took my grandfather's watch!"
Jenny smirked. "We're gonna get you out of this, Jethro."
"I sure hope so, Jen." Gibbs said, glaring at Diane.
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"Get me out of of this damn elevator or I will-"
"Diane!" Fornell yelled, from outside the elevator, where Jenny and the team were standing.
"What?"
"Shut up!"
Diane glared at Gibbs. "You. Get me out of here!"
"How am I supposed to do that?"
Jenny banged on the door, letting them know that she was still there. "Build a boat and sail your way out, Jethro!"
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Hehe. I was bored, it was just past midnight, and I wrote a one-shot. Keep in mind that this, like I said, was written late at night, so I'm tired and I could be writing something completely random. Also, I'm rubbish at writing endings, but I tried. Hope you enjoyed!
