Fairy Road
Prologue B
In Nuvema town, where many a youth start their journey on a path of enlightenment, destruction, or confusion, we Open to find a tall, dark-skinned man wearing bright yellow goggles, Chatting to an exhausted Professor Oak. This is Bahz, the Unova Champion.
"-and this skitty has FOUR puffs on it's tail, not three, which leads me to believe-"
Professor Oak massaged his temples as Juniper walked in with a pink blob. "Sorry champ, but this is a ditto, not a skitty."
"WHAT! But, I already Have four of them!"
The female professor grinned. "Well, now you have five. Do you wanna keep it, or release it?"
Bahz sighed. "Just give it to a kid..." he picked up his bag to walk out the door, wishing the two Professors a good day, and sighed as he closed the door.
"I'll never find something interesting..."
The door opened five seconds later to admit a frantic assistant. "Is this place haunted? That guy who walked out just now, he Vanished into thin Air!"
Prologue M
We open to the Celadon game corner, where a large panic was ensuing as the slot machines seemed to never give out money, instead shooting different-colored ink out depending on what you get.
The source of this mayhem was a short, red-haired young woman who was currently 'upgrading' another machine. Next to her stood a terrified young woman with short, dark green hair, in a kimono. "Max... Are you sure this is okay?"
"It's fine, Erika, you should see what I did to the ones in goldenrod! And anyways, I have legal proof that I'm allowed to do this."
"This is Not how how should be spending your champion salary!"
The red haired girl turned, raising an eyebrow. "What are you, my mo-" blink.
Erika stared at the now-empty space where max once stood. "...Max..?"
The bartender laid his head down. "Who's gonna fix this?"
Prologue D
In Lumiose city, there are a great many things to see and do.
One of the most popular is to hang out in a cafe.
In one of these cafes, we find the current Kalos champion, one Deck Resseau, entertaining a rather snobby rich brunette. "-and look at my furfrou's hair, it's so, Now."
Deck groaned. "Didn't he you have him cut differently yesterday?"
"That was yesterday. Besides, Bumblebee fluff is SO trending. And I even added my own flair!"
Deck looked at the miserable-looking pink-purple dog pokemon.
"Deck, are you listening to Me? I don't like it when people don't listen to me!"
"How could we not, you're louder than Arceus..." he mumbled.
The girl stamped her fist on the table. "If you don't pay attention to me, I'm leaving!"
Deck rubbed his stubble. "Hmmm, Tempting, tempting."
"Deck!"
Deck vanished.
Prologue A
In the blink of an eye, four figures popped into being in a white expanse. One was a tall dark-skinned man with yellow goggles, one was a red-haired young woman with ink-stains on her shirt, the next was an overly-happy young man in a beanie, and the last was a very confused pink-and-purple dog.
"...I must have taken an extra." A deep, godly voice intoned from behind them.
The three champions (and one dog) turned around, and just as the speaker came into view, the Furfrou with the atrocious haircut vanished back to Kalos... In the grass near the Parfum palace.
The three champions looked away from where the dog had been, and looked up to face the speaker. And up, and up,, until they saw the Godly face of Arceus.
Max let out a long whistle as Bahz panicked. "Fuck, this is cool."
Meanwhile, Deck was picking bits of fluff off his shirt.
Bahz looked at her like she was crazy. "What are you talking about? Do you know what this means?! It Means we're DEAD, Max! DEAD!"
Meanwhile, Deck was currently inspecting his pokeballs.
Max Grinned. "Naw, if we were dead, why would he bother showing up?"
Meanwhile, Deck was checking his pokemon for injuries.
Bahz groaned. "Max, the three of us changed the world. We stopped a war from happening, we literally rewrote the laws of the world! And if you're not dead, why are you covered in blood?"
"It's Ink."
Meanwhile. Deck was feeding his pokemon.
Arceus chuckled. "Trust me, you three are very much alive. In fact, why don't you look at what Deck is doing?"
Meanwhile, Deck looked up from his position and smiled. "What? I've been here before, when Xerneas rescued me from the explosion. Welcome to the Bridge of Reality."
Bahz sighed in relief. "Well, that's a relief. Wait... Why are we here?"
Arceus formed what looked to be a sorrowful smile. "I am Dying, my plates were all stolen from my world by a shadowed thief. I need you three to enter the world of Earthland to retrieve them."
Bahz started panicking again. "Oh no, it's the end of the world, we're gonna-" Slap!
Bahz held his forehead where Max hit him with a rubber magikarp.
Deck frowned. "Where do you keep that thing?"
Max grinned. "Secret."
"Ahem. As I was saying, the world of Earthland is filled with mages and monsters, some of which reach the strength of legends. To help you combat this world, You will each receive the powers of One legendary from your regions"
The three stood attentively.
"Bahz, Zekrom choosing you as his champion was more than just fate. You are more like Zekrom than any other-you shall receive his power."
Bahz nodded. "I see."
"Maxine, Despite your partner, your personality fits that of Mewtwo like a glove. Therefore, you shall gain his powers."
"Woohoo! Fuck yeah!"
"And Deck... Dear me, the similarities between you and Yveltal are staggering. I think you know what you're getting."
"Xerneas said the same thing."
Arceus sighed. "Just go." A large hole appeared beneath their feet, and they fell, into the deep blue sky.
"HOW ARE WE GOING TO SURVIVE THIS!"
As the hole closed, arceus groaned. "I just realized, I sent a trio of idiots, to a world of idiots. ...I am doomed."
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And Fairy road is BACK!
Ta-Ta~
