Inspired by screwball comedies of the 80s and 90's. I decided to use the characters of Wren and April from Fun Size (2012) because that movie I think tried and failed to be one of those movies. Plus I think it would be funny to put these two in this kind of sex comedy situation. Gonna keep this story short. Couple chapters. Let me know what you think of part one!
Wren and her friend April were hanging out at the mall after school; both had become obsessed with climbing the social ladder at their high school, this was their last year so they needed to make a good impression fast. It wasn't like either wasn't very attractive, maybe it was April's fault because she always tried too hard. She criticized Wren for not acting like a mean girl, if she learned anything from high school movies, the bitch was determined to be the biggest bitch she could.
They were browsing magazines at the book store, April was bored, she had such a short attention span; it was time to make fun of people.
"I bet I can figure out what these people like to read," said April.
"Really?" Wren asked.
She pointed to a middled age woman "Life begins at 50." She pointed to an older looking woman "Life begins at 60." She pointed to a much older woman "Life begins at 70."She finally pointed to an elderly woman "Cryogenics"
Both girls laughed, but knew they had to be quiet or else they'd get kicked out the third time that week. Wren noticed a woman, a tall redhead, she couldn't see her face but she wore all black and had a fantastic figure. "What about her?" Wren pointed to her.
"That's... Miss Stevens!" April looked so starstruck. Wren thought this was funny, April had mentioned before how jealous she was of Miss Stevens , their biology teacher and her curvy body. It was extra funny seeing that April too was a redhead and rather attractive but lacked the cup size.
"April, what's the big deal, we see her almost everyday," Wren chuckled.
"Because, Wren, she's a MILF. She probably has so much experience."
"Miss Stevens doesn't have any kids," Wren reminded her.
April rolled her eyes, "Not what I'm talking about! Older woman, hour glass shape, kinda, likely knows her way around. All the guys in our class are drooling over her."
"Ok...?"
"Have you ever wondered what it would be like to sleep with a woman?"
Wren had to look around in case they were in earshot of anyone. "Are you serious?"
"Yes! What, haven't you ever looked at porn?"
Wren's eyes grew big, "No!"
"Come on! Are you telling me you've never been curious about what it would be like to lez out?"
"April, I don't think about stuff like that!"
"I do! Some times you gotta go crazy!"
"Well I'm not like that," Wren confirmed; she was always more button up than April.
Miss Stevens was walking by and they needed to act fast. Both raised the magazines they were reading from, hiding their faces from the supermodel like beauty. April and Wren couldn't help themselves as they watched Miss Steven ' s backside as she walked.
"Whoa!" exclaimed Wren.
April bit her bottom lip, titilated by thoughts of what she'd like to do to that woman. She took notice right away of where she was headed, "The changing rooms!"
"Huh?"
April led Wren over there, both so sneaky. Bound to get caught by the nosy employees. Wren couldn't believe she was going along with this, April always had some hair brained scheme that usually backfired. They hid behind a bra rack noticing Miss Stevens was looking for bras.
"What do you think her cup size is?" April whispered.
"Shut up!" Wren said through her clenched teeth. She took what looked like a C-cup white laced bra and panties and some black ones. She didn't see either girl spying on her. She continued her shopping by eyeing up some skirts and blouses. "She's going to try them on!" April exclaimed.
"Ok...fine we can go now," she said giving April's arm a tug.
April brushed her off and started walking toward Miss Stevens' stall, that was when a stuck up looking employee stepped, blocking her path.
"Will you be buying anything today?" This 20 something woman had no time for teenaged shenanigans.
April couldn't think of anything sassy to say, she felt so small and inferior; this was also one of the best clothing stores in their little mall so she really didn't want to get herself banned. "Why don't you and your friend try the thrift store down the road. I hear they've got some good bargins." She had to say it so stuck up.
She retreated back to Wren and the two started walking to the food court. "I can't believe that bitch just cock blocked me."
Wren raised an eyebrow, "She what?"
"Turn of phrase," April groaned.
"We would've gotten caught sooner or later. Just be glad that woman thought we were shoplifting and not being a couple of perverts."
April stopped walking, her eyes with that evil sparkle. Wren didn't like that look, especially the direction her eyes were looking. The mall survalliance room, the door was ajar. She grabbed Wren's hand and scurried over there.
"April!" Wren protested, "You're going to get us in trouble!"
"I'm going to see Miss Stevens' boobs! Or bush! Whichever comes first!"
They did a peek inside, no one inside, everything was left unguarded. They left the door opened a crack while they eyed up the large monitors. April played with the mouse and keyboard. She found the cameras for the stalls but at first all she could see were the usual frumpy women you'd normally see trying to look 10 years younger. But then she saw it, Miss Stevens removing her clothes all the way down to her underwear.
"Jackpot!"
Wren moved in, pushing over April to see; for a girl who didn't want to spy on an older woman she sure was eager. "Let me see!"
"Wren, what are you doing?"
Accidently pressing random keys, the camera zoomed in and out and rotated. Luckily Miss Stevens never noticed this. April tried to move the camera back to its original position but it was jammed.
"Way to go, horn dog, you broke it!"
"No I didn't! "
The two got into a shoving match until two security guards stormed in. "Hey! Hey! What's going on? How did you get in here?" The 30 year old bearded guard shouted.
"Shit, I must've forgot to close the door...is that Miss Stevens?" The younger guard sidetracked into a lustful gaze.
"Ya ha, " Wren said smiling like a fool.
"Damn, she used to teach my sex ed freshman year."
"Really?" April asked, impressed.
The older guard stepped in, "Now is not the time to be peeping at the costumers."
"We won't say anything if you don't say anything," April said, looking to Wren for her approval.
"Deal!" Both guards said.
The four continued watching the video feed. Miss Stevens turned around and her ass nearly filled the screen.
"Whoa!" Wren proclaimed.
"No way!" Cried April in shock.
Miss Stevens unhooked her bra, this was an awesome moment that both girls knew they would cherish for the rest of their lives. Wren was like a kid on Christmas morning while April had her tongue out drooling like dog on a hot summer's day.
The younger guard interupted when he saw the supervisor climbing the escalator that leads straight up to them. He cut the video feed of Miss Stevens, sending both girls up the wall.
"NOOOO!"
"You two need to get out of here before he comes!" The scruffier guard ordered.
"Cheese it!" April told Wren as she led the way out. Flailing their arms like idiots they ran past the head guard who shouted at them but they weren't stopping now. Wren may have thought this ended her time as a MILF watcher but April still had plans.
What do you think? I'll try to get a new one posted soon!
