Wow my first parody l ( Warning if you don't like don't read it then that's just it got it?)It's serious in the beggining but it'll get wacky as soon as you see Takua.
I don't own squat my brother does. I mean it he has a squash named Squat he's so cute.Now onto the story. The Real History of the Real Mask of Light Story. I don't own Bionicle but when I do oh you'll know when everything goes nuts like this you'll know. mwahahahahahahaha! )
Gathered freinds,listen again to our story of the Bionicle. In the time before time The Great Spirit descended from the heavens carrying we called the matorans to this paradise. We were all seperate and without purpose so the great Spirit illuminated us with three virtues.
Unity
Duty
Destiny
"Speed it up Grampa! We don't got all day!" a random Po-matoran shouted from the crowd.
"Shut up and let me do the begginning!" Vakama fumed.
"Of what? I don't think anyone cares so-"
"Shut up! I'm finishing it no matter what you say!"
"Fine... old man."
"I will get you for that," Vakama muttered under his breath.
ahem as I was saying... We embraced these gifts and in honor we named our island Mata Nui after the great spirit himself. But our happiness was not to last.for the Mata Nui's brother the Makuta was jealous of these offering and put a spell over Mata Nui. Who fell into deep slumber. Now the Makuta was free to unleash his shadows and unleash them,he did.
"Oooooooooooooooooo Makuta's shadows I'm soooooo scared," the same matoral from earlier mocked. Vakama got up from the amaja circle with his firestaff in hand. He had an angry expression which decided what the matoran was going to do next... He screamed like a little sissy girl and ran. "COME BACK HERE YOU!" Vakama yelled with his firestaff. He was going to beat the tar out of him... He finally caught up to the Po-matoran and... CENSOR
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"Takua!"yelled Jaller.
"Takua!"he repeated.
"He's got more rocks in his head than a Po-matoran,"Jaller muttered shaking his head.
He went down the almost endless flight of stairs.The kolhii match was in a few hours and they needed to practice with the time they had left. The stairs went on and on and on and on and on until he got to the bottom at last. "I can finally rest," Jaller sighed in relief. Then a few tourists came out of nowhere from an elevator. The ta-matoran guide pointed to Jaller.
"If you turn your attention here, you'll see Ta-koro's buffoon of a Captain of the Guard who took the emergency stairs instead of the elevators, now move along and don't wander off around here."
Jaller could only stare at the even in front of his very eyes. An elevator and he took up all that time using the stairs. The long spiraling rough stairs. He slapped his forehead and continued on. He kept looking around the are until he found Takua playing hopskocth with Pewku. "What are you doing down here alone! We're supposed to be at the kolhii match,"he reminded. "What?"Takua shouted.
"Hey Fire (I'm known as Fire Mimi or Fire in other places) what's with the overlyloud backround music!" Takua complained with all the volume his voice box could produce. "WHAT?" I screamed.
"MUSIC TOO LOUD FIRE MIMI!"
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU! THE MUSIC IS TOO LOUD!"
"Jaller getting frustrahted ran off the movie set to the conductor.
The conductor was some Le-matoran making all the matoran instrument players play really loudly with microphones. "PIPE DOWN NO ONE CAN HERE US!" Jaller complained near the conductor with a megaphone he got out of nowhere. The Le-matoran stopped for a few seconds before facing him. "Jeez, all ya had to do was ask..."
"I can hear you now Takua now back to work... ACTION!" "Oh right be right there Jaller or was it Jala?" "They both work but do you know what Turaga Vakama would say?" Jaller responded. Takua thought for a long time. I yelled to him his lines from the script but he seemed to have been ignoring me since he was so deep in his thoughts.
"Get your lazy short attention spanned butt over there to Jaller!" I screamed from backstage. That got Takua's full attention. "No I'm supposed to make the sacrifice," he recited dramatically. I slapped myself on the forehead. What a KOLHII HEAD! "I gotta see this totem first... it's all prettyful!" Takua said in a childish voice. He headed towards it. I looked away for about two seconds and Takua was dressed like Indiana Jones. This was a remake of the scene in the Raiders of The Lost Ark. He had a bag of sand in his hand. He looked at the totem deep in thought. I said nothing this time being left speechless with his sheer stupidity. I shook my head taking my attention away. I heard rumbing.
"Takua get out there!" Jaller warned with all his might.
Takua dropped the totem into the lava. Takua was about to dive into the lava as if it was water until a lava monster handed the Mask of Light to Takua.
"Burble gurby gurb blurb," it said in a deep rumbling voice.
"You too Mark!" Takua answered to the lava monster taking the mask from him.
I sighed in frustration again. Why was he was such an idiot!
"Yeehaw!"
My eyes widened in awe as I saw Tahu grab Takua.
"So micro due sight-seeing were ya?" he asked in a surfer accent for no reason!
"You bet!"
"Radical man! Ya been lava surfin' lately micro dude?"
"Who in Ta-koro doesn't?"
"That's my micro dude Takua!"
Tahu smiled and gave him a thumbs up while still carrying him with one arm. "Alright hang on here comes the cool part!" He did that freefall thing he did in the movie. Jaller was on the floor writhing in pain like a nervous wreck next to me. I poked him with the tip of my foot but that only made him writhe even harder... "Jaller?..." I said while poking him. He didn't answer.
"Oh for the love of..." I started rubbing my temples, " JALLER GET UP BEFORE I KICK YOU SORRY BUT DOWN THERE!" I threatened in a deep rumbling and ominous voice.
Jaller screamed and got up just like I knew he would. "B-but Takua and Tahu they-" "There's a Ta koro grill down there in case you forgot." I grated my teeth together so hard it sounded like I was sharpening a sword. "Wait, if your the author of this parody then why do you keep appearing?" he asked. I just remembered I was the author of this fic so I only said this. "Farewell, we shall meet again." I narrowed my eyes as I threw a smoke bomb on the floor for my grand escape to backstage which was about 2 feet away from me.
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I leave it off there... Yes I decided to redo this whole entire fanfic! I read it over and found many parts I ended up hating more than liking. I realized that I need work on my writing and that I had other ideas I preffered now. I will be remaking the whole parody and making sure it's better than it originally was! That I'll be doing my best on!
