Title: RAGE and SORROW
Rating: K
Summary: A true story of a boy full of RAGE and SORROW. SK
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or the quote.
Let us establish the fact that Inuyasha is a PUSSY.
Let us also establish the fact that Inuyasha is MADLY and DESPRATELY in love with Kagome.
Kagome, however, is in love with SOMEONE ELSE!
This is where our story begins.
Kagome was MERELY cantering through the forest one day when she came across a LONELY and DOWNTHROTHEN hanyou.
Inuyasha lay MOURNFULLY weeping on the ground with a BLADE OF GRASS, trying to cut DESPRATELY at his WRIST.
Kagome, CONCERNED for her friend, tried to help him through his HEARTACHE. This plan BACKFIRED. Inuyasha LONGED for Kagome to be his One True Love.
Kagome TRIED to explain to Inuyasha that she COULDN'T and WOULDN'T ever be his again for she had SESSHOUMARU.
Sesshoumaru and Kagome had been SECERTLY seeing each other for 3 weeks. It had merely started out as a FRIENDSHIP, but as Inuyasha began to OVEREMPHANZIE his LOVE for her, she QUICKLY was disheartened. They no longer share INTELLECTUALLY MOTIVATING conversations. They no longer shared their PASSION for life. Now Kagome was OVERWHELMED with FASLIFIED loved from the hanyou. And it greatly TROUBLED her.
She in a moment of SHEER EXHAUSTION finally had broken the news that she could no longer PRETEND anymore. The hanyou WAILED and ran off to CRY away his WOES to everyone she ever met in Japan. The country ANGRILY proclaimed a GREAT DISLIKE for Kagome for hurting their most BELOVED member.
Kagome SADDENED by this talked to Sesshoumaru, who finally PROCLAIMED that he would take care of her. Kagome CHEERED UP and continued her SCANDOULOUS relationship with Sesshoumaru.
About a week later Kagome RAN INTO Inuyasha at the market one day. After a very AWKWARD conversation, where Inuyasha told Kagome that he STILL HELD out HOPE that one day she would return to him, Kagome RETURNED to Sesshoumaru's side. Upon telling him of her ADVENTURE, Sesshoumaru decided he's HAD ENOUGH and it was time to tell Inuyasha Kagome was already TAKEN.
Sesshoumaru STORMED to Inuyasha and spread the good news. Inuyasha was STUNNED into silence. When Kagome approached him, he turned to her, pointed and claimed,
"I'm so full of RAGE and SORROW right now." And with that he RAN AWAY and THREW himself over a cliff.
And Kagome and Sesshoumaru lived happily ever after. The end. BITCH.
Written as a request and dedicated to my best friend. The relationship described in this story is real. It is the relationship between her, her ex and her current boyfriend. She requested I used the real quote "I am so full of rage and sorrow," in a fic.
Oh and the whole cliff thing, that's just an added bonus. So no, he really didn't die. Review for the heck of it you bored people. Please.
Aslan
