Dez's How To Guide To Life
Rated T for a little bit of language
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Austin & Ally, including its characters. Austin & Ally and its characters are owned by It's A Laugh Productions and Disney Channel. Anyway, I figured I'd do something fun, so here's a little "How To" guide, all hosted by out favorite redhead, Dez! So enjoy.
Chapter 1: How To Pay A Bill (Or Someone Named Bill)
Dez was shown at Sonic Boom, looking over some paperwork when he noticed a camera shooting at him. With a smile, he turned to the camera.
"Hi, I'm Dez Wade," He replied, "Director of films such as 'The Lonely Pizza Box Who Lost His Way' and 'Attack of the Killer Potatoes'. Today, I'm gonna show you how to pay a bill, the Dez way."
Suddenly, a guy named Bill came by with a buck in hand.
"Excuse me," Bill said, "Do you have change for the pay phone?"
"Sure." Dez replied.
After pulling out 4 quarters from the cash register, Dez gave some to the stranger. But not without pulling an extra $20 from the register as well.
"Here you go, Bill!" Dez exclaimed, "Four quarters and $20 bucks!"
"I get free money?" Bill gasped, "Awesome!"
As Bill left the Sonic Boom a happy man because of the free tip he got, Dez turned to the camera.
"And there you go, that's how you pay a bill, especially if someone that's named Bill." Dez smirked, "Join us next time when I show you how to text your dog. Good night!"
With another smile, Dez walked off.
Meanwhile, Ally came downstairs with her songbook in hand.
"There we go, that's another song for me I've written down." Ally said to herself, "Gotta go see how much money's in the register now."
As she set her book down on the table, she opened up the cash register, only to find out that something's been stolen.
"WHO THE F**K STOLE $20 OFF THIS CASH REGISTER?!" She screamed.
Yeah, this is so gonna take off. What will Dez do next on the next episode of "Dez's How To Guide To Life"? Find out! 'Til then, Feedbacks are welcome!
Anyone wants some sand cookies? It's just like Dez's mom used to make!
