One day Goku was getting ready to leave the house.
"Where are you going, Dade?" asked Gohan.
"Well I was looking through the cabinets and I realized that we're fresh out of memes."
"Oh no. Good thing you noticed. Make sure to get the extra dank kind. Those are my favorites."
As Goku was leaving, he saw Darkrai walking down the street.
"Ew, what's that Mary Sue doing in our universe?" Goku asked.
"I'm so cool and edgy and dark like my soul. Watch this. I hate my life," Darkrai droned.
But Goku was real sick of his shit so he threw Darkrai in the Lycra pit and Darkrai died, Goku got his memes, and everyone was happy.
THE END
