Title: Spin the Bottle!
Rating: Pg-13 (I dunno, just in case.)
Genre: Humor
Pairings: 3x4 is the only definite pairing, but for Cassie's sake, Cassiex1
Warnings: Relena bashing (literally) and yaoi/ shounen ai
Disclaimer: I don't own the show but Zechs is locked in my closet.
Let's get sloppy!

(Zephyr, Cassie, the G-boys, Zechs, Noin and Catherine are sitting in a circle in this order: Heero, Cassie, Duo, Zechs, Quatre, Trowa, Catherine, Wufei, Noin, Zephyr.)

Zephyr: so, Zechs, what's your sign?
Zechs: (scared) Please stop stalking me.
Wufei: You weakling! Don't be scared of that onna!
Zephyr: (pulls out cattle prod) Care to repeat that?
Wufei: (squeaky) no.
Zephyr: Good. (Puts away cattle prod) Now, who's ready for some fun?
Quatre: Me! Me!
Trowa: ...
(Obnoxious music begins playing. A high voice yells HEEEEE-ROOOO!)
Duo: Kuso! She found us!
(Relena prances in.)
Relena: Heero! I missed you!
(Heero scoots close to Cassie, who is furthest away from the pink demon.)
Heero: Hn.
Relena- Aw, Heero, I knew you missed me too?
(Relena prances over to Heero and sits in his lap.)
Cassie: (low growl)
Heero- (flinch)
(Cassie reaches for Zephyr's cattle prod and lunges at Relena.)
Cassie: ATTACK!
Relena- (running) Heero! Save me!
Heero: (Watching quite calmly) Hn.
Duo: Hahahahaha! Go get her Cassie!
Cassie: (repeatedly hitting Relena on the head) DIE! DIE!
Relena: Help! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOO!
Heero: (cringe)
Zephyr: Hold it now, I don't mind if you hurt her, but it's ruining the mood.
Cassie: Fine. (Throws Relena out the door* and pouts back to her seat between Heero and Duo.)
Duo: So, before we were so rudely interrupted, what did you have planned Zephyr?
Zephyr: Weeeeel.. I was hoping we could play Spin the Bottle!
Everyone: (sucks in a breath)
Trowa: ..
Quatre: I agree with Trowa! Let's play!
Duo: When don't you agree with Trowa?
Quatre: (discovering a new shade of crimson)
(Cassie and Duo laugh so hard they fall off the couch.**)
Zechs: If I didn't know any better I'd say those two were related.
Zephyr: Who said they weren't?
(Pregnant pause)
Catherine: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Zephyr: Now, for our foreign friends, Spin the Bottle works like this. You spin a bottle, (Cassie holds up bottle like Vana White) and whosoever it should land on, you have to kiss! No exceptions.
Heero: No.
Zechs: Uh-uh.
Wufei: I REFUSE TO PLAY THIS IDIOTIC GAME!
Zephyr: Ok, we could play Spoooons?
All: NO!
Zephyr: I thought so. Now, I'll go first. (spins bottle)
Bottle: Spin spin
(Bottle slows down. Heero...Cassie...Duo...Zechs!
Bottle jerks to a stop.)
Zephyr: Well! Lookie there!
Zechs: Meep!
(Zephyr lunges at Zechs and kisses him passionately.)
Cassie: Woohoo! Go get him girl!
Noin: Grr.
(A few seconds later, Zephyr lets him go and returns to her seat, looking quite satisfied.)
Duo: That was impressive.
Cassie: Zechs' turn!
(Tentatively, Zechs the bottle. Said bottle whips around for a few moments before slowing. Quatre.Trowa.Catherine.Wufei. Bottle stops.)
Zechs: (gulp)
Wufei: NO!
Zephyr: No exceptions. Zechs, glomp him.
(Zechs leans over to give Wufei a friendly peck, but Wufei jumps up.
Wufei: No way! This is injustice!
Zephyr: Wufei! Sit down!
Wufei: I am not letting that blonde pretty-boy touch me!
Zechs: Hey!
(Wufei starts to scamper off, but Cassie and Zephyr tackle him.)
Cassie: Hold him down!
Wufie: Let go of me you onnas!
Zephyr: Get the rope!
(After a few frenzied moments, Wufei has been successfully bound and gagged.)
Zephyr: Please continue Zechs.
(Zechs quickly pecks Wufei on the forehead.)
Wufei: Rn-hus-tice! (Injustice)
Catherine: I think Wufei can pass.
All but Wufei: Yeah.

So what do ya think? More? If I get 5 reviews, I'll update tomorrow. Thanks to Stoic-Hyper for helping! ^_^

*Of course there's a door!
**Of course there's a couch! Later! - Zeph