Yuki looked into his heart and realized something profound. He had no chest
hair. But wait there was something else! He was touched, deep inside his soul with some
unknown reaction. Could it be looooove? Or maybe just indigestion. He had to find
Kyo.
Kyo was reading philosophical poetry when Yuki burst into the room.
"I hate you!" He said breathlessly, his chest moving up and down in the throes of
some great passion.
Kyo blinked. "I hate you too."
Yuki sighed a breath of relief. "Good. Let's go have wild monkey sex."
"Okay."
Just as they were about to consummate their passionate hatred, Tohru burst into
the room, tears streaming down her face like waterfalls.
"How could you do this to me?" She moaned to Yuki. Stalking over to him, the
fire of the righteous in every vertebra, she looked deep into his purple orbs of majesty
and slapped him across the face. "You slut!"
Yuki's eyes widened and his hand reached to tentatively to hold the injured
member (his cheek). He sniffs, eyes gathering pools of liquid, before in a daring upset
and surprising show of masculinity he slaps her back.
Kyo begins to chant "Springer Springer!" as Shigure enters to see what all the
fuss was about and whether or not he could get in on "the action."
Tohru runs sobbing to him, sobbing. "That bitch stole my man!"
Shigure is shocked.
"Kyo, shame on you! I thought we had something beautiful. I thought you were
going to make an honest man of me! Oh woe!" And he looks about ready to pass out
from the shear melodrama of it all.
Yuki paused in ripping Tohru's hair from her skull. "If you're sleeping with Kyo
and Kyo is sleeping with Tohru and I'm sleeping with…erm…somebody," he blushes,
"does Akito have any idea what's going on?"
Shigure grins, recovering from the horror of the previous revelations. "Sure, he
joins in every Thursday, which is orgy night. The rest of the time he's doing, in order:
Hatori, Ayame, Haru, Three chickens and a surprisingly lustful bush."
Tohru looked startled as she proceeded to scratch the cowering Yuki. (Not in the
face! Not in the face!) "But I thought Akito was frail and sickly. Also completely
bonkers."
Shigure smirked at her as he made out with the nearest window pane for personal
entertainment. "That's just his image. No one that 'sickly' could have that much
stamina." Snrk, snrk. Kiss, kiss. The window is getting rather wet.
Kyo continues reading Keats, though he can't help but get images of Tohru in
dominatrix gear and bondage!Yuki. Maybe with a little persuasion…
Yuki has meanwhile come to the conclusion of the age. "I know!" He cries.
"Let's have an orgy!"
The group immediately concurred, though Tohru looked somewhat apprehensive
until someone explained the concept of yaoi to her.
And so they did.
And an Out of Character time was had by all.