Disclaimer: I do not own SpongeBob Square pants

When SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabbs, and Squidward were all making fun of Sandy because she was a land creature, she thought to herself, 'Maybe if I eat the fish food, I'll turn into a fish.' She went to the market and in aisle three she bought the sprinkled fish food. When she got home, she put some fish food in the bowl, then she ate it and unfortunately it did not work. She decided to go try some more fish food. On her way, she saw a commercial on the TV, and it said, "Are you a land critter? Well if you are, and you want to be able to breathe under water, try some of our Land-2-Sea critter food. One serving lasts six months. Order now at 1-872-3210 and get DOUBLE your order!" Sandy thought to herself, 'Double? Not a bad idea...' She dialed the number, and exactly three seconds later she got DOUBLE her order. She turned on the television, put some fish food in the bowl, and the next day, she woke up, didn't notice, walked out in the ocean without her suit, and she said to SpongeBob, "Howdy."

SpongeBob exclaimed, "Sandy! "

Sandy replied, "What? What?"

"Your helmet, it's not on! How are you breathing?"

Sandy said, "Oh yeah. It was the new fish food. It actually worked."

SpongeBob said, "I'm sorry for making fun of you, Sandy. Now you're one of us."