It was a warm, summer day in the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario had just finished rescuing Princess Peach for the twenty-billionth time from the clutches of Bowser, and as usual, he had expected some kind of reward from the young, beautiful maiden he had dedicated his entire life to. When he finally motioned at the young maiden for his reward, all she did was smile idiotically and waved him off. "Oh, thank you, I'll see you the next time he captures me!"
As Mario, with a dumbfounded look on his face, watched the Princess walk away from him, he began to realize something. His entire life, his entire purpose, was just being a tool to this bitch. All of the hard work and energy he had put in to loving this woman had gone to waste, since she was only using him.
Mario collapsed the the ground, alone in the grassy fields of the kingdom. He began to weep incessantly, his sanity becoming unraveled in the tranquility of the wilderness before him. That's when he broke. He quickly grabbed the concealed Desert Eagle, a perfect weapon for a perfect target, out of his overall pocket and pointed it at the Princess walking in the distance
"So long gay BITCH!" Mario screamed in fury and sadness and he unloaded lead into Peach's head. Her brain matter splattered all over the grass, turning the green color into a dark, crimson one. Mario was satisfied, and quickly vored her corpse.
